Over the years I would hate to think just how much money I’ve spent on computers
And ever since I can remember, I’ve been told just how much better MAC computers are
I never understood why
They looked the same
But were twice as expensive
So why would you buy one?
2 years ago, after my millionth PC shat istself, I bit the bullet
Fuck it, I’ll try a Mac
They were double the price of a regular computer, but they came loaded with all the music, photo & video software that I would normally have to buy as extras
I’ve never looked back
Seriously, can I can get technical with you for a minute?
APPLE MACS are the SHIT!
Cooler, they do so much stuff
STUFF. STUFF. STUFF!
So today when I turned on my you-beaut Mac Book Pro
And went into the iphoto program to edit some pictures I’d taken for the blog
I have over 8,000 photos stored, but that’s the beauty of this computer
It handled all my videos and photos and porn with ease
Until today
When I found my photo library empty
EMP-fucking-TY!
NADA!
Not a fucking photo in sight
Words can’t even explain how totally, furiously pissed off I am was
Put it this way, my kids new word for the day is MOTHER FUCKER!!
So I call the help line and was told that my shit hot Macs that is supposedly VIRUS PROOF has been corrupted
Corrupted?
I don’t know about you – but that sounds awfully lots like a fucking VIRUS!
So yeah I’m pissed
I’ve been assured that the photos are still in my computer ’somewhere’
And someone can get them out for me for a small ransom
And everyone’s been telling me if I had my files backed up, it’s really not a major drama
If I had my files backed up?
Of course I don’t DO
Great, so now this is MY fault?
Don’t answer that!
But as you know
I’ve always been someone that when life gives me lemons
I make vodka & lemonade
So while I may not have photos of my kids dance recitals and summer holidays any more
I have this
And I’m feeling better already
