There are some things that are guaranteed to make you smile

Certain photos, videos

I was looking through some photos from the last month

As I start to put together the video blog for the WA leg of this tour

And got to these pics

And just started laughing

When I spent the day with Sammy for her birthday

We started off with a pedicure

And it didn’t take long to work out she’d never had one before

She was so ticklish

And giggly

The ladies that worked at the salon thought we were idiots

The lady doing my feet didn’t like me at all

Which, if you’ve smelt my feet, is totally understandable

She was filing & buffing away so much it hurt

But it was hard to concentrate on that when I was getting so much joy out of watching Sammy squirm

And wriggle as she giggled

Like I said, the ladies that worked there thought we were complete fuckwits

And I KNOW they thought we had more than coffee in our coffee cups

I think it was pretty obvious

One of the things that has made this tour overflow with aswesomeness

Is our location

We’re staying right in Brisbane

And have been since the tour started

The last week of the tour (next week) will see us back out on the road

Difference place every day

But so far?

My apartment

And the view

Have been a big ol’ dose of shit-hottness

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But what’s given me the warm fuzzies the most

Is that I’m not even 2 blocks from a Starbucks

And there’s another 3 within walking distance

I’m so excited I’m almost lactating  lattes

And I’ve obviously been drinking to much made the executive decision that I should be sponsored by them

Thoughts?

I mean, I go there at least once a day most days at least twice

Wherever I am

My coffee order sounds extra wanky like the trendsetter that I am not

Which is a prerequisite no?

One-vente-nonfat-latte-with-2-raw-sugars-decaf-mocha-caramel-1200-calories-with-a-straw-please

I would get t-shirts made

I’ve even designed them

And picked my stunt double to model them

The likeness is uncanny

She could be my twin, no?

Don’t answer that