hit pic, january 16, twenty thirteen

Macaroni stayed home from school yesterday
There’s a shocker of a flu going ’round at the moment, and when she woke up with a temperature, we were like, awwww shit, back to bed for you kiddo
She was fine throughout the day
She read three books. So to her, yesterday was like Christmas.
I get to stay in my pajamas and read all day? I LOVE BEING SICK!
Magoo wasn’t quite as pleased

Macaroni’s temperature eventually went away
We joked that she used to get a high temp when she was a baby and teething, so maybe that’s what was wrong with her
Not 10 minutes later she came down with two bomber teeth that had come out. They’d been loose for a while and with some *help*, they’d just ‘popped’ right out
And judging by the mouth full of wobbly-ness she had when she left for school today
It’s safe to assume she’ll probably lose another one (or two) tonight
So this begs the question, can you BE teething when you’re nine years old?

And more importantly, can someone please point the tooth fairy in the direction of the nearest ATM?

tunbridge wells, tonnes of fun!

SOOOOOO……if you’re after a good night….a great night even
You take one of these
(try not to be frighties by my nekkid face kidlets)

Then you throw her face first into a tranny’s makeup bag
(A bit better…..maybe)

Then you add over a thousand like minded nutters
With some special friends that bring along homemade prezzies
And wine


You crank out all your best dirty ditties and fuck songs
Get everyone singing along and laughing loud

One of the most important ingredients is to make sure al of this happens in the perfect location, like…say….Tunbridge Wells!
And the results?

Fucking fantastic!


faboosh in shrewsbury

We get asked a lot if we ever get sick of smiling
I’m not sure that’s possible
Most of the time we don’t realise we are

And then, when you show up to a great town like Shrewsbury
With a packed theatre FULL of smiley faces
Every single one of them have turned up to have a good time. And hopefully laugh their arses off.
You’re always going to smile right back, aren’t you?

You can’t help but  be happy when you get to see this every night
It will never get old
It will always be fucking awesome 
And for that, we thank you!

Also, I’m really glad no one was injured in the *bomb blast before the show

*thanks to my mate Rob, the funny bastard, for the video