So have you watched the show Jon & Kate Plus 8?

I’ve probably only seen a couple of episodes

But they’re all over the news right now

So here’s the deal

Jon & Kate had twins

Then they had sextuplets 

Now they have a really popular reality show about their lives

That just got a shitload more popular because Jon supposedly got caught cheating

And Kate has the hots for her bodyguard 

And everyone’s saying that Kate’s a total bitch hardwork

And poor, poor, Jon for having to put up with her

All I can say is Jon

Mate

You were all happy and shit when she looked like this

And NOW you decide to get your end away root around?

And Kate

You’re my hero

And I don’t care if you’re a complete bitch

If I went from this

(Which IS what I looked like and I only had ONE BABY IN THERE)

To this

Even if it was with bucket loads of money spent on plastic surgery

I would absolutely walk around naked EVERYWHERE tell your husband to go suck it too!!

Several people have told or emailed me about a drag queen in New York

Her / His name is Jenny Talia

No biggie

Except when you ‘google’ Jenny Talia, and go to images

You get this

And this

Not a problem really

Except for those people who are unaware of the Drag Queen with the same name

So when they see pics like this

Or this

They totally believe it’s me

Fucking retards

I’m not sure how to take this

Yes I am

I’m fucking mortified!

Maybe Drag Queen Jenny is offended if people find pics of me and think it’s her

Personally, I think I’m the one that got fucked thru the drive thru the raw end of the deal

Even if he/she totally does a better makeup job than me

It’s really not the point, you know?

It’s hard not to get a little weirded out by the fact that some of you have no problem thinking that I look like a dude

In Vegas you have

The Luxor Hotel

And in Geelong you have

The Sphinx Hotel

The Luxor has this *ranga Carrot Top

And the Sphinx has

Who would YOU pick?

* RANGA:  Aussie slang for ORANGUTANG

Commonly used to describe ugly fuckers red heads