Hillary Duff just got engaged

For those of you who don’t give a shit aren’t familiar with her

She’s a former Disney star and now an actress / singer

Don’t get me wrong, I barely even know who she is

And I’d never even heard of her fiance

His name is Mike Comrie

And he’s a professional hockey player

So, anyway – they’re on vacation in Hawaii

And he proposes

All together now, aaawwwwww!

The paparazzi were there to capture the intimate, some might even say, PRIVATE, moment

You kinda feel bad for them that such a special time was somewhat invaded by the media

But, no harm, no foul I guess

The happy couple didn’t notice the cameras

It didn’t ruin their happy moment

The proposal went off without a hitch

And so did the thank you

You know, the bit after the girl says yes?

Yeah, that bit

Where she says a big ol’ THANK YOU

And gives him one of the last blow jobs the poor bastard will ever receive

Welcome to married life dude!

Remember this guy?

The PREGNANT MAN that then went on to freak everyone the fuck out give birth to a baby

Out if his VAGINA

Now I don’t know about you

But where I come from, if you push a baby out of your vajay-jay

That makes you a WOMAN, not a MAN arsehole

And to show us all just how WOMANLY he really is

He’s gone and had another baby

Look, I’m happy for you mate.

Having kids is pretty awesome

But dude, you’re a DUDE

If I give it another couple of years, I reckon I could grown a mustache too

If I get enough stray eyebrows happening

Then if I had another baby – would I be a MAN?

No. I’d be a woman, with a mustache, and a vajay-jay,  who had a baby

Just like you are a woman, with a mustache, AND a vajay-jay , who had a baby

I don’t see there’s much of a difference

I’m prepared to be proven wrong on this one though

If you care to give me some of those fertility / hormonal / super drugs you’ve been taking

I’ll pass them on to my husband

And the next time he brings up having another baby

I’ll let him know it’s HIS TURN to go thru hell and back do it

He’ll just have to go and fuck himself first!