Monday, Mar 5th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in WEST LAKES at West Lakes Golf Club - more details »
Tuesday, Mar 6th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in RENMARK at Chaffey Theatre - more details »
Wednesday, Mar 7th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in TANUNDA at Barossa Arts and Convention Centre - more details »
Thursday, Mar 8th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in NOARLUNGA DOWNS at South Adelaide Football Club - more details »
Friday, Mar 9th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in NORWOOD at Norwood Hotel - more details »
Saturday, Mar 10th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in NORWOOD at Norwood Hotel - more details »
Tuesday, Mar 13th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in MURRAY BRIDGE at Murray Bridge Community Club - more details »
Wednesday, Mar 14th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in MODBURY HEIGHTS at Clovercrest Hotel - more details »
Thursday, Mar 15th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in PORT AUGUSTA at Lea Memorial Theatre - more details »
Friday, Mar 16th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in WHYALLA at Middleback Theatre - more details »
Saturday, Mar 17th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in PORT PIRIE at Keith Mitchell Theatre - more details »
Tuesday, Mar 27th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in KATHERINE at Katherine Country Club - more details »
Wednesday, Mar 28th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in NOONAMAH at Noonamah Tavern - more details »
Thursday, Mar 29th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in NHULUNBUY at The Walkabout Tavern - more details »
Friday, Mar 30th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in GROOTE EYLANDT at Alyangula Recreation Club - more details »
Saturday, Mar 31st, 2012 in Jenny Talia in DARWIN at Darwin Entertainment Centre - more details »
Wednesday, Oct 3rd, 2012 in Jenny Talia in SOUTHEND at Cliffs Pavillion - more details »
Thursday, Oct 4th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in GRAVESEND at Woodville Halls - more details »
Friday, Oct 5th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in CHATHAM at Central Theatre - more details »
Saturday, Oct 6th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in HASTINGS at White Rock Theatre - more details »
Sunday, Oct 7th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in WORTHING at The Pavillion - more details »
Tuesday, Oct 9th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in PORTSMOUTH at Guidhall - more details »
Wednesday, Oct 10th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in DORKING at Dorking Halls - more details »
Thursday, Oct 11th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in CROYDON at Fairfield Halls - more details »
Friday, Oct 12th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in HAYES at Becks Theatre - more details »
Saturday, Oct 13th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in READING at Hexagon - more details »
Sunday, Oct 14th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in SWINDON at Wyvern Theatre - more details »
Tuesday, Oct 16th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in CARDIFF at St David’s Hall - more details »
Wednesday, Oct 17th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in SWANSEA at Grand Theatre - more details »
Thursday, Oct 18th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in BRISTOL at Colston Hall - more details »
Friday, Oct 19th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in WESTON-SUPER-MARE at Playhouse Theatre - more details »
Saturday, Oct 20th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in PLYMOUTH at Pavillions - more details »
Sunday, Oct 21st, 2012 in Jenny Talia in TRURO at Halls For Cornwall - more details »
Tuesday, Oct 23rd, 2012 in Jenny Talia in BOURNEMOUTH at Pavillion - more details »
Wednesday, Oct 24th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in AYLESBURY at Waterside Theatre - more details »
Thursday, Oct 25th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in ST ALBANS at St Albans Arena - more details »
Friday, Oct 26th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in BIRMINGHAM at Town Hall - more details »
Saturday, Oct 27th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in PETERBOROUGH at The Cresset - more details »
Sunday, Oct 28th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in KETTERING at Lighthouse Theatre - more details »
Tuesday, Oct 30th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in SHREWSBURY at Theatre Severn - more details »
Wednesday, Oct 31st, 2012 in Jenny Talia in SOUTHPORT at Theatre Severn - more details »
Thursday, Nov 1st, 2012 in Jenny Talia in MANCHESTER at Palace Theatre - more details »
Friday, Nov 2nd, 2012 in Jenny Talia in BLACKPOOL at North Pier Theatre - more details »
Saturday, Nov 3rd, 2012 in Jenny Talia in GLASGOW at Theatre Royal - more details »
Sunday, Nov 4th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in DUNFERMLINE at Alhambra Theatre - more details »
Monday, Nov 5th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in NEWCASTLE at City Hall - more details »
Wednesday, Nov 7th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in KING’S LYNN at Corn Exchange - more details »
Thursday, Nov 8th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in LOWESTOFT at Marina Theatre - more details »
Saturday, Nov 10th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in DARTFORD at The Orchard Theatre - more details »
Sunday, Nov 11th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in STEVENAGE at Arts & Leisure Centre - more details »
Tuesday, Nov 13th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in FOLKESTONE at Lees Cliff Hall - more details »
Wednesday, Nov 14th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in TUNBRIDGE WELLS at Assembly Halls - more details »
Thursday, Nov 15th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in BASINGSTOKE at Anvil - more details »
Friday, Nov 16th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in DUBLIN at Vicar Street Theatre - more details »
Saturday, Nov 17th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in BELFAST at Ulster Hall - more details »
Monday, Nov 19th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in CORK at Cork Opera House - more details »
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Archive for the ‘can we fix it?’ Category
Wednesday, January 18th, 2012
I should maybe call this ‘shit’ pic, not hit pic
Cause it’s Macaroni’s turn to have the gastro bug that hit Macaroni & me last week
She’s been a trooper about it though
And by trooper, I mean WAY better at puking than Magoo. Like, no mess anywhere. Nada. Awesomesauce
Which is WAY better than puke-sauce. In pink shag pile carpet. I’m talking to YOU Magoo
Macaroni even survived me not letting her go to school
Yay for iPads, DSs, fishtanks & Kindles
And jigsaw puzzles, that I offered to sit down and help her with but, “…Mum, it’s really a lot easier and faster if you don’t help”
Oh, and yay for me. Who went out in the sub-freezing temps and snow, to meet Macaroni’s teacher and pick up today’s school work for her.
Because I offered to get her anything she wanted today. Chicken soup maybe?
Nope, she chose math & literature
So even without going to school, she sat and did hours of school work
By choice
Not sure where she gets the ‘learn-y’ gene from. But boy, does she have it bad
With me being Captain Pukey McShitmapants last Tuesday, Magoo on Friday and Macaroni starting last night
My calculations tell me that Diamond will be having the *MAN version of said ‘bug’ later this week
Guess I better notify the hospital
*pussy
Posted in can we fix it? , eeewww! , hit pics , my girl | 2 Comments »
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012
One dead hamster
Equals one inconsolable six year old
Fuck
R.I.P. Buddy
Posted in bullshit alert , can we fix it? , dead bodies , for fucks sake , oh , pets | 3 Comments »
Thursday, November 10th, 2011
This video takes me back to my happy place
It’s my first video blog from the last UK tour in 2009
Back when I knew how to use iMovie and thought hey fuck it, why don’t I make a full on live DVD and edit it MY FUCKING SELF with final cut pro like all the professionals use but I would need a newer computer and updated software so I’ll just go spend thousands of dollars on that shit but wait oh hey, I don’t know how to USE this fancy fucking program so I better get me some lessons from the experts in blue shirts at the Apple store who are really helpful which is good because I’ll end up spending more time with them than my fucking husband because I didn’t realise that I shouldn’t edit using USB external hard drives, and every fucktard (except me) knows you can only use firewire hard drives for big arse projects because otherwise you’ll lose months of fucking editing work when your files become corrupt and won’t fucking open anymore and you’re so spewing you could cry except you already ARE crying because you missed out on going to see the Dolly Parton concert that you had VIP tickets for AND you have to get your shit done yesterday ’cause it’s only 46 more god damn mother fucking days ’til Christmas fuck cunt prick shit mother fucker
And how’s YOUR day going?
Posted in can we fix it? , computers , edu-macation , feeling stabby , fuck fuck fuck , huh? , I like to drink , me , my head hurts , rants | 3 Comments »
Monday, August 22nd, 2011
Jeeesus the last 5 weeks has gone by fast!
Sydney tour is done & dusted
And now it’s time to kick off my solo shows in Western Australia
Game on!
THURSDAY 25th August, COWARANUP (Cowie Club) 08 9755 5190
SATURDAY 27th August, NORTHAM (Northam Country Club) 08 9622 1050
I’m not sure why this picture ended up so big on here, it’s all stretched out and fucked up
And by fucked up, I mean totally out of proportion to the point where I look way thinner
So yeah, I’m leaving it like that.
Posted in can we fix it? , can't wait , fuck yeah , how excitement , me , thoughts of home , touring , work , you bloody beauty | 4 Comments »