How long ago was Mother’s Day?

Like, 10 days ago or something wasn’t it?

Well Miss 4 will NOT shut up about it

She’s all,

Why do you get a day?

And Daddy get’s a day

And Jesus gets a day

Jesus gets a day?

Why don’t KIDS get a day?

It’s totally NOT fair Mummy

I then I can’t believe I sound just like my mother say,

It’s kids days EVERY DAY dude

You get toys sometimes when it’s not your birthday OR Christmas JUST BECAUSE

Someone makes all your meals for you EVERY DAY

Someone some days still has to used to even wipe your BUM

And you have a Princess bedroom that hurts my eyes with it/s pink/yellow/purple/baby blue walls

And she’s all like,

Well I still don’t think it’s fair

So I resorted to

Well you’ll just have to write a letter then

I say this, because she can’t write yet and I’m a bitch

Well I will then!

Who do I send it to?

Shit, didn’t think of that

This dude. You send it to this dude

I show her a picture, and her face gets all screwed up

Why do I send it to him? Who is he?

‘Cause this is the bitch one that has a Mother’s Day AND a Father’s Day

Her

Oh my gosh, really?

That is SOOOO selfish

Where’s a pen?

 

So the Canadian Women’s Hockey Team won gold

Very cool

I watched some of the game and they really out played the US ladies on the night

And after they won they decided to get their ‘party’ on

As you would, right?

But, as Miss 4 likes to say, appeawent-wy not

No sir

Those girls are now in more shit than a proctologist’s pinky

That IS the finger the bum doctor uses isn’t it?

So now the Olympic Committee is all bent out of shape about the bad example these girls are setting

It’s not like they were sticking the cigars up their vaj jays shooting up heroin for fuck’s sake

Yeah, they’ve got their tampons well and truly twisted they think it’s ‘most inappropriate’

Why?

There’s no topless photos

There’s no sex tapes

There’s no DUI’s

and there better not be girls or won’t I look silly

They’re just a group of athletes

Who have been training most of their lives

Day in, day out

And I’m pretty sure there hasn’t been much partying going on in the lead up to the games

I think they deserve a beer

And have earned any celebration they want to have

It’s harmless

So lighten the fuck up, dudes at the IOC

That’s 2 strikes for your crappy committee, in my books

Yeah, that’s right

I’m still pissed about the whole Rio thing

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But if you decided you wanted to include blogging as an event for 2016

Then I might just think about forgiving you wankers