F.O.C.U.S. shows in two weeks!

Jesus, it’s nearly June and someone needs to take their Christmas lights down

That’s like, almost half the bloody year gone already!
What?

But, the good thing?
I’ve been hanging out for June to get here
And not for the obvious reasons….like it’s finally summertime here in Chicago
And I get to wear a bikini
Fuck no, not that. Ever.

June means….it’s time for me to head back to Australia and play some solo shows
A whole show….which means I can do a tonne of new stuff, shitloads of old stuff
And that, makes me happy – and hopefully it gives you guys a little woody too
Not that you have to show me
No really, I don’t want to see that
This will be my first run of the F.O.C.U.S. shows, with lots more being added this year and next
Huzzah to that!

Also, Macaroni and Magoo will be on school holidays so I’m bringin’ the little’ns with me
That, makes me REALLY happy
And not just because now I will KNOW the people sitting either side of me for the long flight over, and won’t be squashed between a smelly giant who takes up half my seat, and someone with a crying baby or a gastro problem or, you get the idea
OK, mainly that
The girls are the best fun to travel with, and I’m looking forward to them replacing, “How many more sleeps ’til Australia and Nanna and Poppy and our cousins and the beach and Cherry Ripes…with, ‘Are we there yet?’
Which, once we’re there, will be replaced by, “When are you going to work so we can stay with Nanna and Poppy by ourselves and have ice cream for breakfast and learn some new words?”

But first, I need your help
Do you live in, near, or next to any of the places on this first lot of shows I’m playing?
Specifically, NORTHAM, COWARAMUP, GERALDTON, BOMADERRY, DARIWN (Humpty Doo), GROOTE EYLANDT and GOVE?
If you do, and would like to help out by putting some posters up in your area, advertising the show, then I don’t care what anyone says about you, you’re alright!

Send an email to admin@jennytalia.com with the subject ‘POSTERS’
We’ll pick a couple of peeps for each town, get some posters out to you A.S.A.P to stick up everywhere
And to say thank you, you’ll get two tickets to the show, as well as a signed copy of the new album, F.O.C.U.S.

Whaddya reckon?
If you’re interested, we’d love to hear from you!
Have family or a mate that lives in a town I’m headed to?
Let them know!!

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Looking forward to hearing from you
Thanks in advance!

F.O.C.U.S-ing FRIDAY for the WIN!

You guys, how about….instead of a FUCK(ING) IT UP (THIS) FRIDAY

We maybe should have a F.O.C.U.S. Friday!
For those of you that have my latest album, or have been to a show recently, you’ll already know this one
The footage is from the UK/Ireland Tour, and if you came to one of those shows, you might even catch a glimpse of yourself somewhere in the clip….supastaaaarrr!!
I reckon this is the the perfect Friday song (and a pretty good song for Mondays too)
You’ve probably had a gutfull of your more ‘wanky’ co workers
And have been biting your tongue all week, and wishing they would go fuck themselves with a pineapple, or at least get a really itchy STD
But wait!
There’s a cure for that
In the form of this song
ESPECIALLY if they don’t know what F.O.C.U.S. means yet
So crank it up loud, and get the office singing along
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And Monday, I’ll be doing a special F.O.C.U.S. giveaway!
Free shit….HUZZAH!!!
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Disclaimer: I realise that it’s not really Friday ANYWHERE anymore (except maybe here in the U.S.) please direct all complaints to YOUTUBE – who I had to convince that this was MY song, I wrote it blah blah copyright Nazis. Hence the reason it’s being posted on a Saturday for most of you. On a related note, I need more wine and Imma send YouTube the bill and a FOCUS sticker.

are you ready sydney?

 

 

Sitting at Dallas airport, waiting to board my flight to Sydney
It’s been a couple of years since we last toured there
And we’re a wee bit excited
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Me & HIM…..we’re going to be EVA-REE-WHERE!

* HEXHAM * CHARLESTOWN * GOSFORD * PENRITH
* DOYALSON * BATHURST * RICHMOND * HEATHCOTE
* CASTLE HILL * ROOTY HILL * KATOOMBA
* WENTWORTHVILLE * HURLSTONE PARK * HORNSBY
* DEE WHY * ST JOHNS PARK * SHELLHARBOUR
* BLACKTOWN * CAMPBELLTOWN * WANNIASSA *

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Can’t wait to play songs from the new album, F.O.C.U.S.….for the first time in Oz
Any requests?

And for Dad, this is the FIRST OF THE FINAL FAREWELL TOURS…
Perhaps?
JT Farewell A3 Poster 2
So, there’s a lot to ‘squeeeee’ about
Fuck yeah!