Dear Jenny

I have been married for 3 years and I love my husband. He is a twin and his brother is single. I know it’s wrong but I am incredibly attracted to my brother-in-law. It’s understandable as he looks exactly like my husband, but he’s funny and sexy, all the things my husband isn’t. I can’t stop thinking and fantasizing about him. I know it’s wrong to feel like this but I don’t know what to do. Thanks Jenny

You know what they say – the grass is always greener

So be careful what you wish for

Yeah right

Like I a give a flying fuck about greener grass and what they say

I SAY..

Go the ’ménage à trois’ 

that’s Japanese for double adaptor

Dear Jenny

My parents are driving me crazy. We work together in the family business and travel together and I think I’m losing my mind. I love them, but they’re getting kind of old and are starting to act a little weird and forget things. My mum is the worst. She’s always saying inappropriate things without realising. My Dad has always been ‘eccentric’, but lately he’s acting totally weird, like he has tourrettes and swearing all the time. I don’t know what to do any more Jenny

Seriously, have you been reading my diary?

MY The best way to put up with whack job oldies handle this is alcohol.

Copuous amounts of ALCOHOL

Dear Jenny

My husband is a lying cheat. To my face he’ll say he loves me but he’s been rooting around ever since we got married. He earns a lot of money and has heaps of mates that will always defend him and cover for him. I’ve been told by my girlfriends that he’s a complete sleeze when I’m not around. It’s hard for me because I really do love him. Thanks Jeny

Fuck him off!

What did you think I’d say?

Dear Jenny

I think you’re amazing. I’ve seen your show 7 times so far and I have tickets to 3 more shows on your Victorian tour with your Dad. I have all of your cds and even have 4 signed photos of you, and your guitar pick from the first show I ever went to of yours. I would love to hang out with you some time. You are very funny and I love that you don’t care about what people think. I especially love that you don’t care about what you look like. It makes me proud to be a fuller figured woman, just like you. Thanks Jenny

Fuck you very much, you stalker

Gee…..thanks?