?? christmas giveaway!! ??

ALL week
EVERY day
I’ll be picking one of YOU to win something from ME!

Best bit?
YOU pick!

Yep, I pick a winner and YOU tell me what you want!!

Any one of my albums OR maybe a tshirt or a cap or beanie!

UP TO YOU!!xmasgiveaway

I’ll pick a winner each day this week, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday
FIVE CHANCES TO WIN!

How do you enter?
It’s SO-FUCKING-EASY-YOU-WON’T-BELIEVE-IT!!

Headover to my Facebook page and hit LIKE
Yep, that’s IT!
TOLD-YOU-IT-WAS-FUCKING-EASY!

If you ALREADY ‘LIKE’ my Facebook page, then just SHARE it with your mates!
I’ll pick the winners randomly from people that have liked and shared the page

HOW-EXCITEMENTFUL!

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JENNY TALIA, happily putting the HO in your HOLIDAYS!

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50 SHADES GIVEAWAY

Nearly 24,000 views and counting?
Wowsers.
I thought I’d celebrate by giving away the books I used in the video
The complete 50 SHADES trilogy!

One of them may have got wet in the bath scene
With WATER , don’t panic.
If you’ve already read them, you could totally use them as a prezzy for a pervey mate or family member this Christmas you tightwad.
And ladeez, if you’re waiting for me to giveaway the mammoth monster purple beast, you’ll be waitin’ a while…..’cause
A) that’s unhygienically bleck
B) it’s in the garbage
and
C) UN-HY-GEEE-NIC!
(PS you can BUY a NEW one HERE)

To enter, just leave a comment either here, or on the YouTube page
I’ll pick one at random NEXT FRIDAY…
Thanks again for watching and sharing the vid
And for helping to make my latest album, F.O.C.U.S. my most successful yet!

PS – This will be the first of MANY giveaways this December
Because if you know me, you know I love the motherfucking SHIT out of Christmas….so it’s time to get a giddyup on the gift giving!!

UPDATE – REBECCA JONES is the winner winner chicken dinner!! Onya Bec, enjoy the books!

don’t just stand there, bust a move

When Magoo’s soccer team plays, they’re supposed to switch positions all the time, so that everyone gets a chance to play all over the field
Except that Magoo has her coach wrapped around her little finger and she WEALLY WEALLY WUVS TO PWAY GOALIE – so he lets her
Every week.

She actually doesn’t suck at it, but if you ask her why she only likes to play goalie, she’ll tell you it’s because she doesn’t like to run around and get ‘all puffed out and sweaty’. She’d rather stand still and watch.

Gee, I wonder who’s vajay-jay SHE came out of?

One of the things she DOES like to do when she’s pretending to be playing soccer, is dance
All the time.
And sing.

You know that song, ‘Who Let The Dogs Out’? (now you’ve got it in your head all weekend. You’re welcome)
Magoo likes to sing that tune with her own lyrics. (*thud* that’s the sound of the apple falling not far from the tree)

“Who’s the best goalie..? Me, me, me, me, ME!”
“Doesn’t let the ball in..? Me, me, me ,me, ME!”

For someone who doesn’t like to get her heart rate up and her sweat on, she sure likes to boogie

She’s like the unofficial team cheerleader
Who sometimes stops goals

She has her own maneuvers that are like a hybrid of the ‘macarana’ and the ‘time warp’

It’s pretty entertaining

It’s like her own version of trash talking

They don’t keep score in the games. Because they’re still at the age where they try to teach them that, ‘everyone’s a winner, there are no losers’ which I think is bullshit, because  I learned that lesson when I was 6 and got 12 fucking stitches in my head after losing my hockey grand final. But at least I’m not bitter

So every game is called a draw

Tell that to the kid in the green.