After six shows in a row

We’re ready for our day off today

I’m thinking of heading to the biggest shopping centre I can find

And get a start on my Christmas shopping

Believe it or not, I’m normally DONE with my Chrissy shopping by this time of year

But I have saved Diamond some time

‘Cause I already know what I want for Christmas

I met him yesterday

He’s my cousin’s beautiful 8 month old baby boy

His big sister is Dad’s newest best friend too

Which is no surprise considering he paid her in ice-cream

So all I need to do is find a shop that sells ones just like this

That don’t come with a sore vajay-jay, stretch marks or sleepless nights

But be warned

If I find a shop like that

I’m probably going to walk out with a matching set

I remember last time we were in Sydney

I didn’t stop bragging about the fabulous weather

And saying how, even though it was winter

The weather was so fab

I was expecting more of the same this time

Yeah…umm..that hasn’t been the case so far

We’ve stepped into a Sydney winter

That so far, has had the highest rainfall in in years

Sydney has experienced its wettest July since 1950 as parts of NSW are declared natural disaster zones

But we’re all good

Except my hair

I’m having a bad hair week

Normal people have bad hair days when the weather’s hot and humid

I used to laugh about that

So karma is being handed to me on a big ol’ ‘fuck you’ platter

In the form of frizzy, yellow, hooker hair

Go, me!

Anyhoo

The sun’s expected to show it’s face again by Sunday

So for now, we’re enjoying it

We tried walking around in it today

But it was pretty torrential out there

Umbrellas were proven useless after about 5 minutes

And we all got saturated

Dad picked today to take the girls for a walk to the beach

Because….well…that’s what he DOES

The girls loved it though

Poppy time is always the best they reckon

Rain, hail, shine

Or flash flood

Never too young I say

“..that’s it pumpkin…work those legs

Mama’s got you sugar

And I put a little extra diaper cream on too

Those dollar bills can leave a nasty paper cut”

Talk about a recession proof retirement fund!

Diamond took the girls fishing this week

They didn’t catch anything

But they’ve saved all the worms for me, for when I get home

Even made a ‘womery’ to keep them in

Ewwwww

I’m hoping they get all this outdoorsy, nature stuff out of their system before I get back

And that the worms are dead