Monday, Mar 5th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in WEST LAKES at West Lakes Golf Club - more details »
Tuesday, Mar 6th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in RENMARK at Chaffey Theatre - more details »
Wednesday, Mar 7th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in TANUNDA at Barossa Arts and Convention Centre - more details »
Thursday, Mar 8th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in NOARLUNGA DOWNS at South Adelaide Football Club - more details »
Friday, Mar 9th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in NORWOOD at Norwood Hotel - more details »
Saturday, Mar 10th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in NORWOOD at Norwood Hotel - more details »
Tuesday, Mar 13th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in MURRAY BRIDGE at Murray Bridge Community Club - more details »
Wednesday, Mar 14th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in MODBURY HEIGHTS at Clovercrest Hotel - more details »
Thursday, Mar 15th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in PORT AUGUSTA at Lea Memorial Theatre - more details »
Friday, Mar 16th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in WHYALLA at Middleback Theatre - more details »
Saturday, Mar 17th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in PORT PIRIE at Keith Mitchell Theatre - more details »
Tuesday, Mar 27th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in KATHERINE at Katherine Country Club - more details »
Wednesday, Mar 28th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in NOONAMAH at Noonamah Tavern - more details »
Thursday, Mar 29th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in NHULUNBUY at The Walkabout Tavern - more details »
Friday, Mar 30th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in GROOTE EYLANDT at Alyangula Recreation Club - more details »
Saturday, Mar 31st, 2012 in Jenny Talia in DARWIN at Darwin Entertainment Centre - more details »
Wednesday, Oct 3rd, 2012 in Jenny Talia in SOUTHEND at Cliffs Pavillion - more details »
Thursday, Oct 4th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in GRAVESEND at Woodville Halls - more details »
Friday, Oct 5th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in CHATHAM at Central Theatre - more details »
Saturday, Oct 6th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in HASTINGS at White Rock Theatre - more details »
Sunday, Oct 7th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in WORTHING at The Pavillion - more details »
Tuesday, Oct 9th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in PORTSMOUTH at Guidhall - more details »
Wednesday, Oct 10th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in DORKING at Dorking Halls - more details »
Thursday, Oct 11th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in CROYDON at Fairfield Halls - more details »
Friday, Oct 12th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in HAYES at Becks Theatre - more details »
Saturday, Oct 13th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in READING at Hexagon - more details »
Sunday, Oct 14th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in SWINDON at Wyvern Theatre - more details »
Tuesday, Oct 16th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in CARDIFF at St David’s Hall - more details »
Wednesday, Oct 17th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in SWANSEA at Grand Theatre - more details »
Thursday, Oct 18th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in BRISTOL at Colston Hall - more details »
Friday, Oct 19th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in WESTON-SUPER-MARE at Playhouse Theatre - more details »
Saturday, Oct 20th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in PLYMOUTH at Pavillions - more details »
Sunday, Oct 21st, 2012 in Jenny Talia in TRURO at Halls For Cornwall - more details »
Tuesday, Oct 23rd, 2012 in Jenny Talia in BOURNEMOUTH at Pavillion - more details »
Wednesday, Oct 24th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in AYLESBURY at Waterside Theatre - more details »
Thursday, Oct 25th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in ST ALBANS at St Albans Arena - more details »
Friday, Oct 26th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in BIRMINGHAM at Town Hall - more details »
Saturday, Oct 27th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in PETERBOROUGH at The Cresset - more details »
Sunday, Oct 28th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in KETTERING at Lighthouse Theatre - more details »
Tuesday, Oct 30th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in SHREWSBURY at Theatre Severn - more details »
Wednesday, Oct 31st, 2012 in Jenny Talia in SOUTHPORT at Theatre Severn - more details »
Thursday, Nov 1st, 2012 in Jenny Talia in MANCHESTER at Palace Theatre - more details »
Friday, Nov 2nd, 2012 in Jenny Talia in BLACKPOOL at North Pier Theatre - more details »
Saturday, Nov 3rd, 2012 in Jenny Talia in GLASGOW at Theatre Royal - more details »
Sunday, Nov 4th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in DUNFERMLINE at Alhambra Theatre - more details »
Monday, Nov 5th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in NEWCASTLE at City Hall - more details »
Wednesday, Nov 7th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in KING’S LYNN at Corn Exchange - more details »
Thursday, Nov 8th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in LOWESTOFT at Marina Theatre - more details »
Saturday, Nov 10th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in DARTFORD at The Orchard Theatre - more details »
Sunday, Nov 11th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in STEVENAGE at Arts & Leisure Centre - more details »
Tuesday, Nov 13th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in FOLKESTONE at Lees Cliff Hall - more details »
Wednesday, Nov 14th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in TUNBRIDGE WELLS at Assembly Halls - more details »
Thursday, Nov 15th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in BASINGSTOKE at Anvil - more details »
Friday, Nov 16th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in DUBLIN at Vicar Street Theatre - more details »
Saturday, Nov 17th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in BELFAST at Ulster Hall - more details »
Monday, Nov 19th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in CORK at Cork Opera House - more details »
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Archive for the ‘aaahhh kids’ Category
Thursday, January 5th, 2012
The girls go back to school next week, once their Christmas break finishes
We’re trying to cram in as much fun stuff as we can before then
I told them today was their choice
Whatever they wanted to do
They chose rock climbing
The fuck?
It’s like I’m the ONLY person in this family that loves the shit out of knows how to shop and take naps
Posted in aaahhh kids , exercise sucks , not mine , what is this fuckery? | 1 Comment »
Thursday, December 22nd, 2011
Magoo and her best friend (who is Muslim and doesn’t celebrate Christmas) sitting up the back of their class Christmas party this morning
Magoo’s BF: You know that Santa’s not real, right?
Magoo: Duh, it’s 4 days until Christmas. The REAL Santa is busy in the North Pole.
Wrapping my hamster.
Posted in aaahhh kids , christmas , hit pics | 6 Comments »
Tuesday, November 22nd, 2011
The kids have this week off school, which is awesome
I know some people are like, ugh…school holidays…bastard-damn-shit.
Not me
I miss them when they’re at school – so having them around every day makes my heart smile
Diamond & I are headed off to parent teacher conferences today
Macaroni & Magoo have both been doing amazing, so it will be nothing like the parent/teacher conferences MY parents had to endure
“….Mr & Mrs Wilson…your daughter…well..umm…where do we start?”
And the shit just went downhill from there
The only worry Diamond & I have is that WE don’t fuck it up for our kids
I’ll be on my BEST behaviour
Yep, sober AND wearing a bra
While I miss THEM, they couldn’t give a rat’s the girls miss EACH OTHER big time, when they’re at school
They’ve been up since 5:30am because they’ve yet to realise that Mummy is nocturnal which is the time they get up every day, no matter what
So far today it’s been all about imagine-y type games. Most of those involve taking every toy they own, into another room, and rearranging shit. Now that they’re big enough to clean it up (with a little help from me) I’m like, go for it. Have fun…
P-L-A-Y! It’s better than watching TV or playing on a computer
Today’s game is called pop stars
Now keep in mind that they think Poppy & I are pop singers. They reckon that we are both like Miley Cyrus – but when we’re at work, we’re Hannnah Montanna
For adults
The fuck..?….okee-dokee then
They’ve yet to hear ANY of my stuff
I let them listen to some of the pop stuff on the radio – but they wouldn’t know what any of the singers look like
So imagine my surprise when Macaroni dressed Magoo as the pop star today
And called her BRITNEY TALIA
Considering they wouldn’t know a pop star if they fell over one
The accuracy is uncanny
Posted in aaahhh kids , beginnings , parenting , what the fuck? , wrong | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, November 16th, 2011
I tweeted this morning
And I have called his cell at least 20 times since then
Just to fuck with him check that it’s working
To add to his Bieber-fever – I just downloaded the new Justin Bieber Christmas album
I’ve been playing it, on repeat, for the last 2 hours
Loud
Macaroni and Magoo are stoked, and a running around saying, “…Mummy’s the greatest!”
Three guesses what Diamond is running around saying..
Posted in aaahhh kids , christmas , family , funny as fuck , husband , I'm going straight to hell , in my ears , music , pass the valium please | 2 Comments »