Diamond got the chance to drive a race car
Being a boy ‘n all that
He was MOST excited to get the chance to drive said race car
Sometimes Santa DOES pick the winner gift
Youcanthankmelater
Macaroni would have loved to have a turn too
over my limp lifeless dead bodyMagoo wasn’t so sure
What if he crashes?
He drove like a mofo for 28 laps – he got up to 160 miles/ 257 km per hour
He was supposed to do just 18 laps, but their car dash camera didn’t work, and he didn’t want a t-shirt of the experience, he wanted the video.
So they GAVE him another 10 laps, and re-recorded that.
We have now watched that video forty-hundred times. Yeh.
The whole time he was whizzing around the track, Magoo kept saying, I don’t want to be an orphan. Orphan’s have to share a room with hundreds of other orphans and wear really ugly dresses
??
I’m like, you can only be an orphan if BOTH your parents are dead
Oh…
And she’s like, well I still hope he doesn’t crash
I don’t want to be a black widow either
What the…??
Why waste so much money on that? All you had to do was have him get into a 18 year old’s car on any highway. That’s just like being in a race car. You still get just as scared anyway!
it’s 16 over here!!
OMG, so funny. I don’t have kids, but if I did…I’d want yours!!!
They would chew you up and spit you out Mel!
LOL, I bet!