have you reached a verdict?

I have jury duty today
I’ve never done it before, and am NOT looking forward to it.
I’m sure I’ll get some lame-o civil case or boring white collar blah-blah.
But just in case, I’ve been watching back-to-back Law & Order, so I’m all prepped for a big ol’ murder trial should the need arise. And after 2 seasons in 48 hours, I’m probably a lawyer now.
But after an hour of bullshit peak hour traffic, getting lost (with TWO FUCKING GPSs) not finding a single Starbucks on the way, and a 10 on the richter scale, RAGING case of PMS

Some fucker’s getting the death penalty today.