It’s that time again my lovelies!
I had so much fun reading your comments in last week’s (first ever) TOO GOOD TO BE TOOSDAY – that I’m ready to do it again.
Plus, it’s also Tuesday….so there’s that.
This week, I want to hear your worst or best (depending on if you were the giver or receiver I guess) PICK UP LINES.
Again, I’ll pick a winner in the next 24 hours and send them out a CD or DVD, whatever they choose!
Just like last time, I’ll even go first!
My favourite pick up line (used on me) was,
“…Io mangio in medio”. I was so drunk flattered that I was getting romanced in Italian, I didn’t bother to find out what it meant until YEARS later.
The English translation is, “…I eat in the middle”
Nice.
Diamond…always the smooth talker.
Happy TOO GOOD TO BE TOOSDAY peeps!!
UPDATE: OK, this was a bit harder to pick than I thought it would be. So I decided to go with the one that made me laugh, every time I read it. That means BRUCE WALKER, you’re the winner, bud! Bruce’s line was, “…do you want to go out with me? Blink for YES, backflip for NO”. Way to go Brucey!!
My pick up line that I said to a guy back in high school was ” If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together” and I also had it put on a tshirt. Don’t know which category that goes in? What do u think Jen? The guy must of thought it was ok coz he then became my boyfriend!
I think it goes in the ‘cheesy’ category. But, whatevs, it WORKED, so you you came out the winner!
Oh yeah cd please, ur first one coz I dint have it as yet!
hey baby, I’m glad your mum DIDN’T swallow that night…..
do ya like beef ???
well suck this its dripping
if i flip a coin , what are the chances of me getting head
are you from ireland ? coz when i look at you my penis is dublin
im from the middle east , i have a weapon of mass destruction in my pants
are you gay ?
”no”
me either lets fuck
honey my cock is so fucking big i’ll give you stretch marks around your mouth
Do you like chicken, well suck this it’s foul!
it didnt work , but he said ,,,,do you f+&%k on first dates …lol
my best chat up line would go on the lines of ‘have you ever been fucked by a fat bloke?’ whilst i give a little cheeky wink ;)x
i have the two words your name tattooed on my arse just so i can say i have your name tattooed on my arse it worked a few times lol
are you part jamaican? cos jamaican me horny lolzers.
on a jamaican related note. if you say beer can you cant help but sound like a jamaican saying bacon.
and on a meat related note if you say jesus backwards it sounds like sausage.
I have 2 pick up lines that I use. The first is; You know what they say about us fat guys. We love to eat. The second is; Yes I am a minister. How would you like to practice laying of the hands?
I asked why his (now ex) wife was divorcing him because he was gorgeous! It worked as he is now MY hubby! 🙂 xx
Well I was at the pub and this guy came up and said ” hey baby your feet must be tired.. I was like whys that he said because you’ve been running thru my mind all night long. So damn cheesy -.-
I have a problem I need solved!
I have a big cock and a terrible memory!
…… I have a problem I need solved!
…”Ya wanna f**k or do I owe you an apology?”
My dads’ mate used to say “I only wanna fuck ya, not marry ya!”
And then there’s one my brother said (that actually got him the girl) “I don’t wanna marry u, I just wanna fuck your cunt!”
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
My fave pickup line will always be “grab ur coat love, u’ve pulled”. It’s cheesy, corny & I don’t think it has ever worked but it makes me laugh every time I hear it!
A one night stand that I had came from the worst pickup line ever.
How do I say this tactfully, she was bigger sized and it was a karaoke bar. She sang really well and so I asked ‘do you come here often’. She replied that since she didn’t get picked up that much due to not being a wafer thin crisp of a woman that she usually rubbed one out in the toilet. I thought she meant she rolled a joint but it was kinda clarified when she said ‘so yeah you could say I come in here a lot.’
Anyways – one thing lead to another and she scored.
So yeah – worst pickup line ‘do you come here often’ that worked.
“Would you like to come into the bedroom and have a ‘proper cuddle’?”.. been married over 10 years now!! Still makes me cringe when I replay that in my mind!!
“Do you fuck on first dates? Does your dad own a brewery? Could I feel your tits. Or would you show ’em to me”
Did he ever use that line?? ;o)
i might not be fred flinstone but i can still make ya bedrock….
have ya ever fucked ya boss. lol it worked were still together 4 years later 😛
The worst one I have heard was when a guy walked up to me and said
“Excuse me, but did you grow up on a chicken farm ?”
I looked at him said “No? Why?”
He just smiled and said
“Cause you sure can raise a cock”
It did make me smile 🙂
Do u like jewelry? (Girls always say yes), well suck my cock , its a gem.
Sitting pissed at a very one of the most sleazzy clubs in Sydney (Suttos at Lansvale) or Sluttos or Grab a Granny as it was better known as, I was with 2 of my customers (nurses) having a great night out. A bloke came up to one and asked her for a dance. He was a pissed as I was. After a couple of kicks under the table she went. After about 30 seconds he danced behind her and grabbed both boobs and whispered in her ear “well thats the foreplay over with How about a root” It did not work. ( it did for me later that night though)
It worked a few times, “Hi, i’m Jamie, how am I doing so far?
One of the funniest was a mate who would pull an icecube out of her drink and smash it on the floor would then say, “Now that we have broken the ice, how about a drink?
Many years ago I was in a nightclub when a Guy came up to me and started chatting away then he said this ” I used to be a Chippendale you know” to which i replied yeah and ” I used to be Pamela Anderson” and walked off what a Knob Jockey.
I’m afraid it’s yer fanbelt darlin’ ger yer tights off muhahahahahaha!
Can we just skip the dvd and you can let me buy you a pint next time you’re in Aus Zealand? PFFT!!
^^^ said in a cockney accent!
…..with a Sid James laugh!
if your not a vigin can i have the box it came in?
If your left leg is Easter and Right Leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays.
My funniest pick up line was not long ago from my now fiancé his last name is Woodward and gets called Woody so when we first met he said to me” I’m your woody and your my buzz you’ve got a friend in me” I tell ya what I haven’t laughed so much he was so serious about it to
Never worked yet, but I still try it ” Excuse me love, but do you know the difference between a chicken leg and a penis ?” ” No,” ” Good, do you fancy coming on a picnic “
My chat up line is ‘Im a carpet fitter, do you fancy a shag?’
nice shoes you wanna fuck?
do you believe in love at first site or should i walk past again?
i see you’ve got felt pants on
no i don’t
*feels the ass* you do now
A bloke once said to me (right before I punched him in the nose) “nice shoes, let’s fuck.” my fav pu line i have heard has to be. “I don’t have a library card, but do u mind if I check u out?”
I do need to share A funny true story with u. I am a nurse and I was at work the other day and my colleague noticed a medicine chart which didn’t have all the info written on it from the doc so we could safely administer it ( the date and what preparation) My colleague went to the doctors office and said very clearly, “hey doc, how bout a route and a date?” the doc replied ( with a massive grin, ” how bout we do it the other way round?” total classic! If that’s not a pick up line…..