Macaroni & Magoo had a social in the school gym last Friday night
They just danced and DANCED the whole night
‘Til their little faces were purple
Kind like mine is after trying to tie my shoelaces
All the parents got in on it too
Can you see me?
Of course you fucking can’t
No bar + no Justin Beiber
= you call this a fucking dance? no gettin’ down for me
Bar+Beiber = 2 embarrassed tiny dancers – just as well you hung back, watched and fantasized about Booze, Boogie ‘n Beiber!