we made it!

How was your Christmas?

As much as I love the shit out of Christmas & everything that goes with it

I’m kinda glad it’s over

Time to get back to normal ’round here

Whatever THAT is


We MADE ornaments

We MADE reindeer food

And MADE a bit of a mess doing it

Then the girls MADE me look like mother-of-the-year

When they MADE me let them go outside in their nighties Christmas eve to sprinkle the reindeer food all over the front yard

Then we MADE cookies & cupcakes for Santa

And MADE ourselves more than a little sick eating them

Once the big day arrived, we MADE out like bandits from Santa

I think Toys R Us threw up in our living room

Then we MADE ourselves dizzy from playing non-stop XBox Kinect ALL Christmas day

So we MADE it

Barely

favorite christmas carol

What’s your favorite Christmas carol?

Mine has always been

I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

Regular readers of this blog already know that, right?

So, me being me

I went and fucked it up

For those of you that haven’t heard my version

I Want A New Set Of Tits For Christmas

(click on the link above)

But not if you’re at work

Or around the kids

Shit, maybe just stick your headphones on

Or go listen to it in the bathroom

MERRY CHRISTMAS!