My husband and I have five daughters. He wants to keep trying for a boy. I don’t. Five kids is exhausting, and my husband works long hours (to pay for 5 children) It’s so demanding and full on in this house 24/7 I don’t even think we could find the time to ‘make’ another baby. Plus there’s no guarantee that it would even be a boy. How do I tell my husband I can’t do it? Thanks Jenny
You have 5 kids you say?
And your husband wants more?
Here’s what you say to him…
“You and your sperm need to leave me the FUCK alone buddy”
Tell him to squirt his swimmers somewhere else for a change
Like in a tissue
Or maybe a hooker?
It’s very effective to make this stance while holding a sharp knife or scissors
Good Lord woman, how do you handle 5 kids?
I have 2 and I’m a disorganised mess half the time
The other half I’m drunk, and don’t notice the mess
How do you even give BIRTH to five kids?
In fairness, I reckon after the 3rd, they probably starting walking out, yeah?
Anyhoo… you make it crystal clear to that baby making machine that you’re married to, that 5 kids is E-NOUGH!
Why does he want a boy so badly?
Girls can do all the stuff boys can these days
Football, cricket, rugby – all the ‘guy’ stuff
So what if he has to sit down to piss in his own house?
Besides, with 5 girls
The odds are good you’ve got at least one lesbian in the bunch