How long ago was Mother’s Day?
Like, 10 days ago or something wasn’t it?
Well Miss 4 will NOT shut up about it
Why do you get a day?
And Daddy get’s a day
And Jesus gets a day
Jesus gets a day?
Why don’t KIDS get a day?
It’s totally NOT fair Mummy
I then I can’t believe I sound just like my mother say,
It’s kids days EVERY DAY dude
You get toys sometimes when it’s not your birthday OR Christmas JUST BECAUSE
Someone makes all your meals for you EVERY DAY
Someone some days still has to used to even wipe your BUM
And you have a Princess bedroom that hurts my eyes with it/s pink/yellow/purple/baby blue walls
And she’s all like,
Well I still don’t think it’s fair
So I resorted to
Well you’ll just have to write a letter then
I say this, because she can’t write yet and I’m a bitch
Well I will then!
Who do I send it to?
Shit, didn’t think of that
This dude. You send it to this dude
I show her a picture, and her face gets all screwed up
Why do I send it to him? Who is he?
‘Cause this is the bitch one that has a Mother’s Day AND a Father’s Day
Oh my gosh, really?
That is SOOOO selfish
Where’s a pen?