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Miss 6 brought home her class ‘love’ book
Where all the kids write & then draw a picture of what they LOVE
I saw her drawing and was all, aaaawwww, she loves her FAMILY
So cute

See there we all are
Diamond, Miss 4, Me & the Fluffster

Well, apparently fucking NOT
I had it all wrong

It’s Diamond, Miss 4, Miss 6 & the Fluffinator

So where the fuck am I??

Miss 6 tells me her picture was too big
So she asked her teacher if she could do another one and make it all fit better
Nope said the mole
So she just wait til I see her next time cropped it off
But was nice enough to leave my feet in the drawing
My fucking size 8 and a half hooves!
That was it
Yep, there’s her Daddy, her sister, her, her dog and her MOTHER’S FEET!

Does anyone else have a problem with this?
I’m all like DUDE, I may be out of the country
But out of the whole PICTURE?
Harsh Mrs Teacher, harsh
It’s game-on time now sister
You just wait ’til it’s time for the end of year ‘what will we get for the teacher as a big thank you?’ day
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I sure hope you enjoy your bikini wax voucher lady

And I’ll make sure it comes with a complimentary COLON CLEANSE
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March 20th, 2010 at 11:08 am
At least you know you were there!
When my kids were also 4 & 6, my 6 year old would draw me with a big ear…one BIG ear. After a few of these drawings, I said, “Why does Mummy have such a BIG ear”? He said, “That’s NOT an ear! THAT is a PHONE”. I knew I had to start limiting my business calls after school hours.