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who would?
I’ve never understood the whole fashion game
Ummm, I shop at Walmart
And wear my favourite clothes until they fall to pieces
So that kinda tells you how trendy I’m not I am
The main thing I’ve never understood is the whole fashion show scene
You know, where completely anorexic 13 year old girls parade their wares?
And they just make me feel bad for them
Like I should share my lunch with them
Buy your own bitches
Why do they put them in the weirdest bloody outfits?
That cost a fortune
Who fucking buys it?
Except maybe Lady Gaga
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But finally, some good news
Fashion that “I GET”
That makes sense
That I would totally buy
For my husband
DICK PANTS!
Fuckin’ A I say
Now us girls no longer have to sneak peaks at the boys’ lunchboxes
Make ‘em wear ‘em on the OUTSIDE
‘Cause I’m all about judging a man by the size of his baby maker book by it’s cover
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February 26th, 2010 at 4:18 pm
The bone in my leg is bigger than their legs! So is the Bone(r) attached to the suit the dude with skull ‘n shoulder fungus is wearing! The tube is obviously keeping him drugged up enough to been seen wearing it!
The HAND is obviously used to stimulate the Fab(ric) Boner…wonder if it shoots…thread???