So the Canadian Women’s Hockey Team won gold

Very cool

I watched some of the game and they really out played the US ladies on the night

And after they won they decided to get their ‘party’ on

As you would, right?

But, as Miss 4 likes to say, appeawent-wy not

No sir

Those girls are now in more shit than a proctologist’s pinky

That IS the finger the bum doctor uses isn’t it?

So now the Olympic Committee is all bent out of shape about the bad example these girls are setting

It’s not like they were sticking the cigars up their vaj jays shooting up heroin for fuck’s sake

Yeah, they’ve got their tampons well and truly twisted they think it’s ‘most inappropriate’

Why?

There’s no topless photos

There’s no sex tapes

There’s no DUI’s

and there better not be girls or won’t I look silly

They’re just a group of athletes

Who have been training most of their lives

Day in, day out

And I’m pretty sure there hasn’t been much partying going on in the lead up to the games

I think they deserve a beer

And have earned any celebration they want to have

It’s harmless

So lighten the fuck up, dudes at the IOC

That’s 2 strikes for your crappy committee, in my books

Yeah, that’s right

I’m still pissed about the whole Rio thing

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But if you decided you wanted to include blogging as an event for 2016

Then I might just think about forgiving you wankers

I know I talk a lot about the snow

I love it

I think I’m always going to love it

No matter how long I’m in Chicago

I don’t know how to not sound cheesy when I say this

But it’s just beautiful

It makes everything that would otherwise look dead and lifeless

Look stunning

But enough about the snow

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Look where I’m headed next week suckers!

So, while I love the snow blah, blah, blah-dy, blah

I’m more than happy for a bit of a change up

And the QUEENSLAND TOUR is going to provide the polar opposite weather to what we’re having here right now

But I think I can handle it

Even though home is where the heart is

I’ll be where it’s warm

While the kids are back here

Probably making snow angels if this weather continues

And I’ll miss them like I always do

And I might even miss Diamond a bit too

My own ‘special’ snow angel

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(Diamond’s ACTUAL butt not used in this post – but I think they just might be his boots)

I’ve never understood the whole fashion game

Ummm, I shop at Walmart

And wear my favourite clothes until they fall to pieces

So that kinda tells you how trendy I’m not I am

The main thing I’ve never understood is the whole fashion show scene

You know, where completely anorexic 13 year old girls parade their wares?

And they just make me feel bad for them

Like I should share my lunch with them

Buy your own bitches

Why do they put them in the weirdest bloody outfits?

That cost a fortune

Who fucking buys it?

Except maybe Lady Gaga

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But finally, some good news

Fashion that “I GET”

That makes sense

That I would totally buy

For my husband

DICK PANTS!

Fuckin’ A I say

Now us girls no longer have to sneak peaks at the boys’ lunchboxes

Make ‘em wear ‘em on the OUTSIDE

‘Cause I’m all about judging a man by the size of his baby maker book by it’s cover

I have tears running down my face

I’ve nearly wet my pants

I snorted so much from laughing my nostrils are aching

I fucking love this

Why can’t my family be this normal?