You know how there are some things that once you see them
You can’t UN-see them?
Yeah, well a so called friend of mine sent me through some pics
That just about made me puke
And I don’t want to be the only one having nightmares
Still one of my favourite Aussie songs
But I just love these kind of photos
They’re from peopleofwalmart.com
Which is the perfect site to go and visit
If you want to see Lady GaGa’s mum doing her weekly shopping
Or if you want to laugh at the redneck fuglies your having a ‘not so cute day’
I found it made me feel like the hot mama I IS Miss World
After I’d been trying on swimsuits for my holiday
And I’m hoping that I find some of these bubble arsed specimens on the trip
To hang loose out with
And who knows, maybe we could be friends if I get wasted enough
Yeah, We could do what friends do
Like, ummm…. I dunno
Talk about our kids and trade parenting tips
And I could pass on my breastfeeding advice
Although some people are just naturally good at it
I could maybe learn some new cellulite remedies
How cool would it be if someone could show me how to best display my ‘back boobs’?
I’m totally taking my camera just in case excited already!