OK

So I was thinking about what sort of post I wanted to have as my last one for the decade

Something profound?

Memorable?

And I thought, you guys can go read someone elses blog for that shit

So in the interest of saving time

For me & you

There’s alcohol to be consumed you know

Like DUH – it’s NEW YEAR’S EVE

Instead of a blog

I’m going to do a list

Which is a lot like one of my blogs really

Short sentences, one after another

Only with HEADINGS

OOOOOOH

Going through my favourite things of 2009

Here goes…

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FAVOURITE ALBUMS:

I realise that some of these were released before 2009. I think we’ve already established that I’m a fucktard

• the music of GLEE

• taylor swift- fearless (when something is played EVERY FUCKING DAY in your house, it grows on you, you know?)
• train – save me san francisco
• jenny talia – the blonde leading the blonde(made my faves list, just becasuse I got it fucking FINISHED!)

• across the universe – the soundtrack (beatles covers)
• brad paisley – american saturday night (the one album that Dad & I could agree on backstage)

FAVOURITE SONGS:

(different to albums – these were just songs that ‘did it’ for me this year – again some were released ‘fuck knows when’)

• you’ll always find your way back home – hannah montanna soundtrack (Don’t laugh you fuckers. If you saw Miss 4 bust a move to this at cheerleader camp, you’d love the shit out of this tune too!)
• who says – john mayer (’cause this is different for him, and I liked it)

• heavenly day – patty griffin (I love this song every year)
• hot & cold – katy perry (the girls and I danced out arses off every time we heard this – yet somehow I still have an arse?!?!)
• smile – uncle kracker (great song to use for a photo slideshow)

• looking out – brandi carlile (’cause I just love listening to this chick sing)

FAVOURITE SHOWS (that we played):

(we had a year full of great shows, but these ones came to mind first)

• the grove – dunstable UK (the audience were 11 out of 10)
• vicar st – dublin (the best sing-a-long  - the Irish accents helped)

• north sydney leagues – sydney (where I caught up with mates & that snobby chick spewed)
• christchurch – new zealand (where I was warned they’d be loud – and they were right – awesomely so)

• ferntree gully – victoria (where we celebrated Dad’s 25th year in the biz)

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FAVOURITE BLOGS:

I chose these ones based on your feedback

• room service (hotel henry)
• park etiquette (trailer trash mama)
• trick or treat (ignorant immigrant fucktard)
• don’t worry bee happy (poor diamond!)
• hairy muff (& being outdone at Christmastime)
• all the ‘oh betty’ blogs (you guys couldn’t decide which was your fave)
• dear fucktard (stud muffin in the room next door)

FAVOURITE STORIES:

• Tiger Woods

“Um, Tiger? You can marry the blondest, most Nordic-looking chick on the planet – but if you cheat, she will go ghetto on your ass”….quote from one of my favourite bloggers - happy meals and happy hour

• H1N1 Epidemic – oh really? (watch me get struck down by it now that I’ve been a smart arse!)
• Jon & Kate – the colossal clusterfuck that won’t go away
• miracle on the hudson river – amazing, amazing, AMAZING!

• iPhone OS 3.0 was released – and I FINALLY got one!

I’ve decided

That if I can have

Half as much fun

At work

In 2010

As I did in 2009

Then it’s going to be

A ball tearer of a year

Bring it on!!