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Anyone who knows Dad knows how much he loves his Subway sandwiches
And I mean LUUURVES them
Like, won’t play in a town that doesn’t haven’t one kind of lurve
He’s got his own little funny way of ordering them too
And God help the sandwich artist (puh-lease!) that doesn’t have their shit together when little Kevvy goes in to order his turkey, tomato, capsicum, pickle, jalapenos, with sweet onion dressing – that is NOT to be poured over the meat, just the salad
Oh yeah, and don’t even THINK about toasting it, unless you want to see a vertically challenged comedian high jump the counter to cut your hands off
It’s his lunch and dinner
That’s a foot long – half now, and the other half after the show
His very particular how his ingredients must be placed ‘evenly’ across the bread
He can turn quite the shade of purple if it’s all plopped in the middle
And if they’ve run out of choc chip cookies?
Well, have you ever seen someone have a mantrum?
It’s kind if like a tantrum, but from a man
It really just consists of him stomping his foot and sticking his bottom lip out
But fuck it’s funny
I’ve been known to race ahead to the local Subway when we get to a town
JUST to be a bitch buy out their whole supply of cookies
Then sit at a corner table and wait for Dad to come in
And soil myself as I watch them tell him they’ve sold out
It’s one of life’s great pleasures!
Someone mentioned the other day that Dad should get a sponsorship from Subway
That’d be awesome
*insert dollops of sarcasm*
Can you imagine?
Not only would we still go to a Subway every day
But then he’d be wearing a Subway costume tshirt
We’d be driving a Subway car
And I’d have to look at his poster when I took a piss went to the toilet in a Subway Restaurant
No thanks
Mind you, I’d be totally up for it if we were talking about Cadbury Chocolate of Yellow Tail wines
I’d whore myself for that shit in a heartbeat!
November 6th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Nothing like Road Cuisine…Throw a Starbucks in and you’ve covered the essential food groups…