Monthly Archives: October 2009

opposites

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So it’s a fairly mellow day at our house today

‘Bout time I say

I’ve been trying to squeeze in so much stuff before I head back out on Monday, my head is spinning

Or maybe that’s the hangover

Semantics

It’s nice to have the kids just hanging out too

I feel like we’re always in the car going somewhere

I’m always dropping them off or picking them up

But today I say fuck it we don’t have ‘stuff’ to do

So I love seeing the girls just play

And this makes me smile

Miss 6 could be doing anything she wants right now

Watching a movie

Playing with her sister

Rubbing my feet

And she chooses to sit outside

And read a book

She’s been out there for half an hour already

And she’s so content

It just makes me wonder whether she was switched at birth happy

And Miss 4?

She’s playing out the front

Well, not technically ‘playing’

More like trying to knock the baby birds out of their nest, while yelling at the top of her lungs

I’m going to KILL YOU

KILL YOU

KILL YOU!!

She’s such a ‘girly girl’ isn’t she?

thanks Dad

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So I’m having one of those days

You know, THOSE days

Where maybe I should have just stayed in bed

Broken printer/scanner

Broken washing machine

Broken phone from slamming it down so hard after talking to the bank that ‘CAN’T FIND‘ a shitload of my money

(nearly) broken arm from getting it caught in the air vent while trying to retrieve Miss 4′s stuffed dog

Still swollen (and sore) mouth

And as anyone can tell you, music is something that can really snap you out of a fucking evil bitch gloomy mood

And while this song may not do that

It does make me feel that my day, could have been SO much worse

So thanks Dad…

ABSOLUTE CUNT OF A DAY by Kevin Bloody Wilson

And yeah, I know I’m lucky to be alive blah, blah, blah

But after 75 minutes – that’s right – seventy-FUCKING-five-FUCKING-mintutes on hold to customer service where I‘m yet to encounter a mother fucker that speaks English my face is turning purple with rage

So maybe I should check my pulse to be sure

*checks pulse*

Oh happy day

I’m still fucking here!!