Did you guys read about that South African runner?

The really, really fast one?

That totally looked like a dude?

This one

In August she won gold in the at the 2009 World Championships,setting the fastest time of the year.

After she won, a lot of people were pissed, ’cause they reckoned she was a he

And those people were pretty much right!

Well half right anyway

Turns out she/he is a hermaphradite

Half man / half woman

Now I don’t know about you

But I’m thinking there’d be benefits to that

When someone tells you to ‘go fuck yourself’

You can say, ‘OK, I think I will!’

That’s kinda awesome right there

Masturbating could take twice as long though, which’d be a bummer

Anyhooo

People were all shades of pissed that this he/she was allowed in the woman’s race in the first place

And now they want all sorts of new drug testing on athletes

It’s turned into quite the hullabaloo

And I’m thinking the problem could have been completely avoided by just one small detail

A different running outfit

How easy is that?

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That way everyone would know what they were up against

You’re welcome!

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*thanks Elaine

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