Parody by JENNY TALIA
Based on LOVE SONG
By SARA BETH BAREILLIS
SONY/ATV TUNES LLC
I feel under pressure
From you as you give me that smile
Your breathing gets heavy I know what that means
You’ve made room for me next to you on the seat
And your pointing to your pants
It’s not happening tonight so don’t even try
You’ve been out all night drinking
And you’ve bought your drunk arse home stinking
I love you but don’t point that hard on at me
I’m not gonna give you a head job
Cause you asked for it
‘Cause you need one blue balls
I’m not gonna give you a head job
Cause you’re begging me it’s so painful
And it’d make your day
I’m not gonna blow you today
I’m not kneeling at your alter
Eating your corn on the cob – no head jobs today
Today
I learned the hard way
That when your drunk it could take all bloody night
I’m not being mean but I’m not going down on you
While you burp and laugh with your beer bomb farts
Such a prize can’t believe you’re mine
Hello dickhead. How lucky am I?
You’re laying there thinking your hot
Making me horny well you’re not
Do us a favour & go and take care of it yourself
I’m not going to give you a headjob
‘Cause you asked for it
‘Cause you need one blue balls
I’m not going to give you a headjob
‘Cause your beggin’ me it’s so painful
And it’d make your day
I’m not going to blow you today
I’m not your piccolo playing cutey
I ain’t touching your skin flutey – no headjobs today
I won’t give you a headjob
You’re just too drunk too stand
There’ll be no cunnilingus my man
I’m not going to give you a headjob
‘Cause you’re on your knees saying pretty please
You think that’s gonna get you a head job?
‘Cause you begged for it
‘Cause your balls are blue, poor thing
I’m not going to give you a headjob
No felatio on your fired up friend
No sir not today
Your not gonna change my mind that way
No virtuoso on the weiner
No machinist on your penis
Enough talking enough said,mate, I’m going to bed
So tough shit there’s no headjobs…..today