Written by JENNY TALIA
BOTH BARRELS MUSIC
I’ve always been curious
Since I was a kid
Always asked questions
That’s just what I did
Getting older sure hasn’t changed me
Am I the only one that’s noticed this
That political correctness is just bullshit
And you’re not allowed to talk anymore about the things you see
So I say fuck ‘em
And fuck PC
If I offend them
That’s the way it is
And if I piss them off
That’s just a gift
When I’ve got a problem
With my TV
I phone the help line
I can’t believe
That I end up talking
To some wanker on the other side of the world
Cause they’re usually in India or Pakistan
Talking in a way I can’t understand
Customer service my arse
I’ll fix it myself
So I say fuck ‘em
And fuck PC
If I offend them
That’s the way it is
And if I piss them off
That’s just a gift
And Arab sheilas
Why can’t you dress like us?
Stripper heels and push up bras
Not that black letter box look
You got going on
And what about picking up your kids from school
How do they know which one’s you?
Scratch & sniff
That sounds like fun
So I say fuck ‘em
And fuck PC
If I offend them
That’s the way it is
And if I piss them off
That’s just a gift
And when I look in the mirror
I see short & fat
That’s how I see it
What’s wrong with that?
Not vertically challenged
Or under height for my weight
Like if you’ve got no hair
You’re fucking bald
And if you’re 6 foot 2
Your fucking tall
It’s just the truth
Why can’t I say that?
So I say fuck ‘em
And fuck PC
If I offend them
That’s the way it is
And if I piss them off
That’s just a gift
This is Australia we’ speak English
You wanna come here learn it or leave
If I moved to your country I’d totally learn to speak goat