babies & icepacks

So first I read about this lady in Arkansas who got pregnant twice

AT. THE. SAME. TIME.

Not twins, not IVF

Just through plain old fashioned horizontal hokey-pokey

It’s kind of fucked up bizarre really

You can read the whole story HERE

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And then, not 10 minutes later

I read about about a woman in Indonesia who gave birth to an 18 pound baby

She had a c-section

But seriously, how the fuck else are you going to get that little buddha out else could you do it?

What was she eating while she was pregnant?

Entire restaurants?

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I started to think about the first lady

And what would happen if both her babies weighed as much as the Indonesian lady’s

And I crossed my legs just imagining it

And oh-my-God if I didn’t start to feel sick

And ended up having to have a lay down

With an ice-pack on my vajay-jay