SARAH PALIN
Written by JENNY TALIA
BOTH BARRELS MUSIC
I am Palin, Sara Palin
And I’m campaigning so vote for me
So stop complaining and ‘belly achin
And suck it up
‘Cause I’m just me
I’m a PTA soccer mom
Ex-governor from Alsaska
Keep a gun in my truck
Mess with me I’ll fuck you up
Can’t push me round just ‘cause I’ve got tits
I don’t feel pain I’ve had 5 kids
I’m a beauty queen been on TV
Admit it, yeah you’d screw me
My foreign policy is nuke ‘em all
When God tells me it’s time for war
Iraq & Russia? I know where they are
They’re like China, like really far
I believe in happy endings
Moose burgers and shotgun weddings
But I don’t believe in those homosexuals
That shit ain’t right and God’ll get ya
‘Cause if you’re gay you can’t get married
That’s for teenagers with a baby carriage
But unwed teenagers mother’s are cool
If your hetrosexual and finish school
Don’t need a job, just stay at home
In my family that’s how it’s done
Cause there ain’t no way it’s your right to choose
If you get knocked up you gotta follow through
Raise ‘em right take no crap
Give ‘em good names like Bristol, Piper, Willow, Trigg & Track
Got my taste for fame gonna make it last
And you haters can kiss my arse
I’m just like you but a better mother
People magazine puts me on the cover
As for David Letterman
He lit the fuse on my tampon
Saying I’m uptight starting rumors
You seen my old man? I got a sense of humour
So don’t listen to those democrats
That whole global warming is a bunch a crap
They’re just pissed at the uglies they got
Like Hillary & Sodomy those bitches ain’t hot
I’ll decorate the Whitehouse Alaska style
Carribou heads hunting signs
Trailer park & fishing trophies
Put a beer garden in And a roller coaster
So the next election’s – Gonna be all mine
Beat Obama – in a landslide
Us Republicans – We’re fighting back
‘Cause I don’t know if you noticed
But that Obama’s black?
I am Palin, Sarah Palin
And I’m campaigning
So vote for me
