NEW CHRISTMAS SONG

Written by KEVIN BLOODY WILSON

BOTH BARRELS MUSIC

I slipped outta bed on christmas night

And what I saw nearly scarred me for life

Santa Claus was going to town

I could see him but he couldn’t see me

While he was banging my mum neath the christmas tree

Santa Claus was going to town

“Have you been a good girl?” Santa Claus said

Mum was down on her knees just nodding her head

Santa Claus was going 2 town

I promise something special

That’s what i heard him say

If your a bad girl 4 santa tonight

I’ll be good 2 you christmas day

He might be old and he might be fat

But Mum shouldn’t knock back an offer like that

Santa Claus was going to town

Mum brought him a beer then he stopped for a while

Then he spun her around and done it puppy dog style

Santa Claus was going to town

I heard him say, “Your pearl necklace is coming!”

And i thought 2 myself you’re a lucky girl mum

Santa Claus was going to town

Can’t wait to see on christmas day what santa brings for mum

Cause i heard him promise her anything at all

if she takes it up the …..

I wonder what dad’s gonna have to say

When he sees Mum’s presents on christmas day

Santa Claus was going to town

Santa Claus was comin

Santa Claus and Mum and

S saw Mummy sucking Santa Claus – Santa Claus was going to town

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *