Alright, I will stop dribbling about Miss 5 going to school now

After this one – OK?

It actually wasn’t too bad except I can’t stop sobbing

If you don’t count the fact that she was so excited that she woke up at midnight, 2am, 4am & then got up at 6 am

Even Fluffy had his sad face on

We have to leave the house at 7:15am to drop her off at school on time

I don’t know about you – but that seems crazy early to me

The plus side is that she’s home in time for lunch

Now all I have to worry about is Miss 3 asking every 10 minutes

Is she done yet?

Can we pick her up yet?

I miss her

I’m sad without my sissy

I need to pee

Only 2 hours and 17 minutes to go

I might just go and start the car

Maybe do a drive by at the school

Peek through the windows even

Get a fucking life!

**apologies for the crappy blurry pics – they seemed to get worse the more I cried as the morning went on

Until Miss 5 starts kindergarden tomorrow

I will not cry

I WILL not cry

I will NOT cry

Doesn’t matter how I put it – I know I’m going to probably blubber

Why is that?

She’s excited

I’m excited for her

But even thinking about saying goodbye to her tomorrow morning is making me drink more weepy

Every mum I’ve spoken to says the same thing

Her new teacher had asked all the parents to write a short letter about their child

About their likes & dislikes

A little hint into their personalities I guess

Mine was actually very civil & well written. I didn’t even swear

No shit!

I told her how Miss 5 loves to colour and do craft projects.

How she loves to read and do science experiments

That she gets giddy at the thought of learning new rules and meeting new friends

And most importantly, how she’s my big girl now and I know you’re going to love her

Really, the whole thing could have been so much shorter

When all I really wanted to write was

You know what bitch?

She’s my baby

Fuck with her and I’ll hunt you down

Oh yeah..

And have a nice day!

OK, so we have most of next year’s touring squared away

Check out where we’re at

And hopefully we’re doing a show somewhere near you!

Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)
Bastard (Norway)
Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)
Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)
Chinaman’s Knob (Australia)
Climax (Colorado, USA)
C*nt (Spain)
Cunter (Switzerland)
Dikshit (India)
Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
Dongo (Congo – Democratic Republic)
Effin (Limerick, Ireland)
Fuku (Shensi, China)
Fukue (Honshu, Japan)
Fukui (Honshu, Japan)
Fukum (Yemen)
Hold With Hope (Greenland)
Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
Little Dix Village (West Indies)
Lord Berkeley’s Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)
Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)
Muff (Northern Ireland)
Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)
Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
Seymen (Turkey)
Shafter (California, USA)
Shag Island (Indian Ocean)
Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)
Tittybong (Australia)
Tong Fuk (Japan)
Turdo (Romania)
Twatt (Orkn)

I think I’m most excited about the Spain gig!

(thanks for putting it all together for us Miss Beccy!)

I’m finding it hard to believe that people like this even exist