I think I may just be a genius

Compared to this retard

And so is Christmas I know

But I really am trying to get the new album done before the end of this tour

I’ve even got the cover finished

Well, technically GT in Perth did it

But I gave him all the space he needed the idea!

So obviously it’s going to be called can’t believe this is album number 4!                                                    THE BLONDE LEADING THE BLONDE

Some of the tracks so far

• Sarah Palin
• Fuck It
• David & Edna
• Facebook
• Dumber Than Dumb
• Headjob
• Billy The Kid

This is the week I really need to stop drinking pull my finger out and finish the lyrics

‘Cause next week we start recording

With my brother Travis

And he’s a task master I tell you

No pyjamas or alcohol in the studio

I know…

What a motherfucker tough job THIS is going to be

I grew up with shitloads of cousins

Lots and lots

It seems weird to me that my kids only have 6

3 from my husband’s side

And 3 from mine

So they’re loving being here and getting to spend time with their Aussie cousins

My brother’s 3 boys

They’ve even got a couple of sleepovers planned while we’re here

The boys are so cute with the girls

They let them get away with murder treat them like little princesses

But I’m thinking the people loving the 5 kids being together the most

Are Nanna & Poppy

Sammy’s gone back to WA now

We’ve swapped her for a new merch bitch

We squeezed in lots of fun while she was here

Dress-up days

Where Mum & Sam let the girls make them look like drag queens do their make up and pick their clothes

Miss 3 has shown a definite knack for makeup application

Seriously, who wouldn’t want to look like this?

The girls loved having her here and already miss their Aunty Sam

I even miss her a bit too

‘Cause when she’s around

I’M the normal one