When you go on holidays
It’s awesome to have all the gadgets
I’m a fan of the portable DVD player so you don’t kill the kids
And GPS with Google maps as a back up so you don’t kill the husband
I was all organised on this trip
We arrived in Sandusky, Ohio 5 hours after leaving home
It was a good drive, but we were happy to finally be there
At the Great Wolf Lodge
With it’s indoor water park, and it’s close proximity to the amusement park King’s Island
Bring it on!
It was all good until we checked in
And we were told by the pimply teenage know-it-all at reception that we were at the WRONG Great Wolf Lodge
‘Scuse me and what the fucky fuck?
Apparently there’s like 8 Wolf Bloody Lodges across North America
This is news to me
I just googled Wolf Lodge, Ohio – and got Sandusky
So it turns out the one WE were booked at, the one next to King’s Island, was 4 hours away in MASON Ohio
I. SHIT. YOU. NOT.
So THAT, is how our trip started
A 5 hour trip turned into a 9 hour trip
Because the GPS and the Google maps suck arse if you type in the wrong destination address
Which I did some fucktard did!
And then the mother fucking, cock sucking, piece of crap dvd player shat itself
So on this trip I learned that yes indeed…
But it did get better I swear