You’d totally go to this wouldn’t you?

Just to see the bride 

Who arrived about 90 minutes after her tits

Dear Jenny

My parents are driving me crazy. We work together in the family business and travel together and I think I’m losing my mind. I love them, but they’re getting kind of old and are starting to act a little weird and forget things. My mum is the worst. She’s always saying inappropriate things without realising. My Dad has always been ‘eccentric’, but lately he’s acting totally weird, like he has tourrettes and swearing all the time. I don’t know what to do any more Jenny

Seriously, have you been reading my diary?

MY The best way to put up with whack job oldies handle this is alcohol.

Copuous amounts of ALCOHOL

Just for a minute

Forget all the other shit

And just remember this

RIP DUDE

In Bendigo today

And no matter where I see one of these

I have to wee

And today was no exception

no one saw me run off behind the bush

Check this building out

I called it the ‘POST IT’ note building

It’s a bank – but it looks like a Kindergarden or a modern day mental home

Same thing really

This was my view at the show tonight

BEFORE the people showed up you smart arses!!

And here’s Dad

He ended up using my guitar because his shat inself ’blew up’ 

I think he just wants to be ME when he grows up