We arrived in Barooga today after a fairly short drive

Went up town to see if we could find a place to eat

We did

We ordered at the counter

Then Mum & Dad got a table and waited for the food while…

I went next door to check out a dress shop cause I’m a shopoholic

They had cute things and I was looking at a few shirts when the bitch that worked there sales lady informed me that

The PLUS sizes are at the back of the store

‘Scuse me and what the fuck?

Yep – that’s what she said

MOLE!

How does she know I wasn’t shopping for my skinny little sister that I totally don’t have?

Sooooo pissed off I tell ya

Then as I was storming out leaving, I heard the talk back radio she had playing in the background

It was a football chat station

Man 1: I reckon Hawthorn have had a terrible season

Man 2: Yeah they said they were going to be great this year

Man 1: Talk about a case of premature speculation

Man 2: Yeah – in the words of the great Kevin Bloody Wilson, “it was over before it began”

So after hearing that, I ended up walking out of there pissing myself laughing

So now  vinegar tits that works there, thinks I’m fat AND crazy

 

But the day didn’t totally suck

My lunch was awesome not that I’d know ’cause I inhaled it

 

On the way to tonight’s gig we stopped at Mickey D’s to grab a coffee

And look what the really, REALLY nice girl wrote on my cup

SKINNY

She thought I was SKINNY!!

 

** it’s got nothing to do with the fact that I ordered it with low fat milk OK?

 

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