plus size, radios & coffee
We arrived in Barooga today after a fairly short drive
Went up town to see if we could find a place to eat
We did
We ordered at the counter
Then Mum & Dad got a table and waited for the food while…
I went next door to check out a dress shop cause I’m a shopoholic
They had cute things and I was looking at a few shirts when the bitch that worked there sales lady informed me that
The PLUS sizes are at the back of the store
‘Scuse me and what the fuck?
Yep – that’s what she said
MOLE!
How does she know I wasn’t shopping for my skinny little sister that I totally don’t have?
Sooooo pissed off I tell ya
Then as I was storming out leaving, I heard the talk back radio she had playing in the background
It was a football chat station
Man 1: I reckon Hawthorn have had a terrible season
Man 2: Yeah they said they were going to be great this year
Man 1: Talk about a case of premature speculation
Man 2: Yeah – in the words of the great Kevin Bloody Wilson, “it was over before it began”
So after hearing that, I ended up walking out of there pissing myself laughing
So now vinegar tits that works there, thinks I’m fat AND crazy
But the day didn’t totally suck
My lunch was awesome not that I’d know ’cause I inhaled it
On the way to tonight’s gig we stopped at Mickey D’s to grab a coffee
And look what the really, REALLY nice girl wrote on my cup
SKINNY
She thought I was SKINNY!!
** it’s got nothing to do with the fact that I ordered it with low fat milk OK?
June 28th, 2009 at 8:59 am
Ha, ha – fat chicks up the back! Reminds me of something that happened to me not so long ago. I tried on one of those little baby doll gathered type numbers that are all the rage and thought I was looking pretty trendy when the skinny bitch says “Oh that looks great and there’s enough room there to last you right through!” Excuse me bitch, right through where? Oh, right through the summer! Yeah, right.
June 29th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Obviously, not enough meat in her…diet!