Couldn’t wait until next week for this one

I am loving the shit out it!

I know I’ve talked about it before

But I love SKYPE except when it doesn’t work

For me, it’s an awesome way to stay in touch with my husband and kids when I’m on the road

Nothing beats actually being able to nag from the other side of the world see their faces every day

Mum and Dad are big fans as well

Fluffy’s slowly getting used to it

He’s learnt that if he wants to be an arsehole chew shit up in front of me while we’re skyping

There’s absolutely nothing I can do about it

Smart dog

The girls and I play games, sing songs and read books while we’re on skype

They were showing me some of their dance moves this morning

And I was teaching them the Y.M.C.A

Because the Village People rule

Miss 5 decided to introduce a variation to the dance

The letter “A” was now being done by their legs

Up on the table, in the shape of an upside-down “V”

With their arm across the middle to complete the “A” shape

This was the last shot I got

Before Miss 3 fell arse over tit backwards off the chair

And after a second’s silence I still can’t see her

But I can hear her little voice from under the table

Oohh mummy, this SKYPING hurts!

Or as she says: It HERR-WUTS!

Next time we might try something less  bloody stupid dangerous

Twinkle Twinkle little star maybe?

In Vegas you have

The Luxor Hotel

And in Geelong you have

The Sphinx Hotel

The Luxor has this *ranga Carrot Top

And the Sphinx has

Who would YOU pick?

* RANGA:  Aussie slang for ORANGUTANG

Commonly used to describe ugly fuckers red heads

Dear Jenny

I’ve just found out that I girl I work with has been spreading rumours about me behind my back. I know she’s just jealous about the special relationship I have with our boss. I can’t help it if I get on with him better than she does. I go out of my way to make my boss happy and she doesn’t. She doesn’t even try so why should I feel bad? Should I confront her about her mean gossip or just ignore it?

If by special relationship you mean oral sex under his desk – then I reckon this chick’s got a fair case for talking shit about you. If that’s not the case, maybe you should just deck her.

Violence is never always the answer