My husband took me out to dinner for my birthday last week
To a restaurant he used to take all his ex-ho’s to go to years ago
It had changed a little since he was last there
Kind of gone to shit needed a bit of an update I think
We got there after 9 – our reservations were for 7:30
Another punctual performance for us
So we arrived in time to be informed that the kitchen was about to close and the karaoke was about to start
Are you fucking kidding me? Excellent!
We decided to just have a quick drink and get the fuck outta there maybe go somewhere else
Needless to say – 2 bottles of wine later, we were rocking with the really old drunk people regulars and having a ball
I absolutely crucified nailed a Willie Nelson classic
My husband, who it should be noted is only allowed to sing in the shower (now that we’ve had it soundproofed) decided to show his romantic side with a Beatles tune
A treat for my birthday
Way to clear out a room babe…
I taught him everything he knows
PS – I did have it all on video – but it was mysteriously deleted. Bastard!