what does this look like to you?

Whatever your guess was, I bet it was something gross

It is pretty hideous looking isn’t it?

I can’t think of anything nice this might actually be

Even though this is what it really is

I know, it looks like something left over from an Italian’s bikini wax

It’s actually the ‘blanket’ on the bed in my hotel room

Seriously!

A really lovely room – comfy bed and all that

But I’d rather freeze my tits off turn the heat up than wrap myself in this

All shades of fucking wrong right there people…

We made it!

Either that or someone has hacked into my website and is blogging for me

You should be so lucky!

Flight was exceptionally smooth which is usually the case on the smaller aircraft

Something to do with aerodynamic forces, velocity, drag and lots of other shit I don’t understand other factors

We even got to sit up the front in the 99% death seats ’first class’

The little plane that could

We’re at the motel now unpacking

Then I’m going to have a nanna nap go for a 5km run then head into town for a nice salad!

We’re heading off in the morning to the South Island for the last 8 shows of the tour

You can do the trip by ferry – but it leaves at stupid o’clock really early so we’re flying over instead

I’m told the trip takes 20 minutes

Is it even worth taking off?

I figured if we took a big run-up, we could probably jump there

Apparently not

We’re taking to the skies

With Buddy Holly Airlines Sounds Air

Those boys look a little young don’t they?

And does this one appear to be flying sideways?

Maybe I should study up on all these buttons and knobs in case they need my help

Oh yeah – look out below

I’m landing in your paddock baby

Nah – think I’ll leave it to the experts

Well I’m hoping they’re experts

I’ll just be checking out the view

And reading up on the emergency procedures relaxing

20 minutes is long enough for them to serve drinks I reckon

I’m not going otherwise

I might pack my own just in case