what does this look like to you?

Whatever your guess was, I bet it was something gross

It is pretty hideous looking isn’t it?

I can’t think of anything nice this might actually be

Even though this is what it really is

I know, it looks like something left over from an Italian’s bikini wax

It’s actually the ‘blanket’ on the bed in my hotel room

Seriously!

A really lovely room – comfy bed and all that

But I’d rather freeze my tits off turn the heat up than wrap myself in this

All shades of fucking wrong right there people…