brotherly love

Every year for birthday’s and Christmas my brother (who lives in Australia) and I try to outdo each other with ‘bad taste’ greeting cards 

I’ll admit I have an unfair advantage over him by living here in the U.S. 

The selection of cards here is massive and the the range of hideous cards is pretty impressive

And specific too.

Not just ‘Happy Birthday’ or ‘Happy Birthday Brother’ 

The card I sent him last year said; “Happy Birthday Bro from across the miles from your Wacky Sister”

It had waterfalls and rabbits on it – pretty tough to beat

I have to say he had a decent crack at the title this year with my birthday card

Eagles and a lighthouse

That’s going to take some beating

His birthday’s in July

I’m off to scope out the Hallmark store tomorrow

I can smell victory already

 

 

 

Either that or the dog farted again

One comment

  1. I bought a card to send to an “X-Turd”…It was so good I just couldn’t waste it on him…I still have it 20 years later. It says:

    STRESS (Front of Card)

    “The confusion created when one’s mind overrides the body’s desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately deserves it!”

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