So for Christmas I wanted great sex & a new jumper (aussie for sweater)

Got them – but they were both too small

So here I am with number 3 on my wish list – my VERY OWN BLOG!!

Careful what you wish for I say. Now that I have it – I’m a little unsure what to put in it.

Keeping in mind that my neighbours and kids teachers read it….mmmm…  - does that mean I have to be boring as batshit good?

Can I say fuck swear?

I figure it’s all fair game. I think my name alone suggests that if you’re here – your sense of humour is in tact.

Looking forward to getting into this bloggity blog on a regular basis – with lots and lots of nothing in particular, jibber and colourful pictures – yay!

And our first topic for discussion will be ……..

Your turn!