SHITTY DAY
By JENNY TALIA
BOTH BARRELS MUSIC
Woke up Monday in the wet spot
Waterbed sprung a leak
I don’t have a friggin’ waterbed
Great start to the week
The bloke laying next to me says,
“You’re a ‘10’ without a doubt”
“Yeah me name’s Jenny, nice to meet ya mate,
Now get the fuck out!”
Oh, what a shitty day
Everything sucks nothing’s going my way
There’s some guy in me bed
I’m never drinking again
I’m having such a shitty day
Oh what a shitty day
Can’t be late for work again
I’m still the shit
Caught shagging at the office party
It was Christmas, I was pissed
Grab a 2 second shower
Grab me clothes from the pile
Grab me contact lenses
Put ‘em both in one eye
Fuck….
Oh, what a shitty day
Everything sucks nothing’s going my way
Look like shit, feel like crap
And I’m blind as a bat
I’m having such a shitty day
Oh what a shitty day
Car won’t start
So I gotta take the bus
Next to some drunk twit
Burping and farting
And staring at me tits
Piss off ya dick
Fuck off and annoy someone else today…
Oh, what a shitty day
Everything sucks
Nothing’s going my way
Now he’s picking his nose
Oh mate you’re gross
I’m having such a shitty day
Oh what a shitty
Finally get to work
With 5 minutes to spare
Doors are still locked
I’m the first one there
I take a seat on the floor
In no time I’m snoring
A little nap to help me on my way
To get me through this shitty day
Wake up with a start
3 hours later
Just me at the office
And the cleaning lady
She says, “Wow you hard worker Miss Jenny”
Everyone else stay at home
On Public Holiday
Oh…you did not know?”
Oh, what a shitty day
Everything sucks nothing’s going my way
Jump straight in a cab
Head straight for the pub
I’m having such a shitty day
Oh what a shitty day
Now, it’s not such a shitty day
Not everything sucks, something’s going my way
He names Frank, and he’s cute
Could be in luck, get a root
Down our drinks and we’re on our way
Perfect ending to a shitty day…It wasn’t such a shitty day
