By JENNY TALIA
BOTH BARRELS MUSIC
It starts when they’re born
When their quarter inch horns
Can already put a smile on their face
When you’re changing his nappy
You see he’s so happy
‘Cause he’s pissing all over the place
It only gets rougher
When he’s a toddler
And you’re forever yelling “Get hour hands of IT!”
It’s a losing battle
Once he’s discovered his tackle
Cause boys think with their dicks
Boys think with their dicks
No matter what the circumstance
When faced with a choice
They just listen to the voice
That keeps coming out of their pants
Their pecker calls the shots
The cock is the boss
Cause boys think with their dicks
Then comes the teenager
With the hormones a raging
Bumpy bus rides give ‘em wood
They’ve got homework to do
So they race up to their room
They’re really in there pulling their pud
Those horny young virgins
Up there tossing and turning
Wet dreams make their sheets stick
He can’t wait to be a man
‘N’ use his girlfriend’s hand
Cause boys think with their dicks
CHORUS
God bless all the girlfriends
Who learn the workings
Like what to do when your fooling around
Like, don’t EVER use teeth
But if you tickle underneath
He’ll make a really weird groaning sound
If you want it over and done
Suck hard, flick your tongue
And he’s guaranteed to come extra quick
If you don’t swallow – beware
Cause it spurts EVERYWHERE
Cause boys think with their dicks
CHORUS
Once you’ve been married a while
And sex goes out of style
And you’re doing it less and less
Don’t be naïve he’s still stroking and squeezing
After all that’s what wankers do best
You can’t ever change him
So don’t try to tame him
Or make him choose ‘cause you know who he’d pick
The love of his life and that was never his wife
Cause boys think with their dicks
CHORUS
Yeah from birth it’s all over
Their jewels run the show
Cause boys think with their dicks
There’s only enough blood inside them
To work one head at a time
That’s why boys think with their dicks!!