CHOCOLATE’S BETTER THAN SEX

By JENNY TALIA & KEVIN BLOODY WILSON
BOTH BARRELS MUSIC

Chocolate’s better than sex

I tried ‘em both and chocolate’s best

Have a dozen or more and still say, “next!”

Chocolate’s better than sex

You’re never too young for chocolate

You can have chocolate and tell everyone

Can even have chocolate in front of your mum

A chocolate won’t get you pregnant

With chocolate size don’t matter

Big choc, small choc, will make you smile

And even a soft choc satisfies

Chocolate’s better than sex

Chocolate’s better than sex

I tried ‘em both and chocolate’s best

Have chocolate all night without getting undressed

Chocolate’s better than sex

Chocolate comes in yummy, yummy liquids

Like chocolate sauce and chocolate syrup

Chocolate balls filled with chocolate liqueur

You wouldn’t have to beg me to lick ‘em

Chocolate comes in paints, creams and lotions

And nobody cares if a chocolate’s unfaithful

I’d never say no to chocolate facial

Chocolate’s better than sex

Chocolate’s better than sex

I tried ‘em both and chocolate’s best

I never had a chocolate I tried to forget

Chocolate’s better than sex

Chocolate won’t wake your neighbours

You don’t have to explain a chocolate stain

Chocolate goes down great again and again

With chocolate you don’t have to fake it

With chocolate you’re happy to swallow

Chocolate don’t leave curly hairs in your mouth

Bite chocolate on the nuts and it don’t scream, “OUCH!”

Chocolate’s better than sex

Chocolate’s better than sex

I tried ‘em both and chocolate’s best

With chocolate you’re happy to lick up the mess

Chocolate’s better than sex