NICE GIRLS


By JENNY TALIA & KEVIN BLOODY WILSON
BOTH BARRELS MUSIC

I went to a convent school

Of the blessed virgin nuns

Where they tried to do their very best

To teach me right from wrong

What nice girls should and shouldn’t do

And how a lady should behave

Those poor nuns would shit ‘emselves

If they saw me today

(they taught me)

Nice girls act lady like

And watch their P’s & Q’s

Nice girls think of others first

In everything they do

Nice girls do proper stuff

And obey their Dad and Mum

I may not be a nice girl

But at least I’m having fun

When nice girls get temptef

They pray to God for help

But lead me not into temptation

I can find it by myself

Nice girls go to church

And say their prayers at night

But when I’m on my knees at bedtime

It’s more like, “Jesus Christ

I may not be a nice girl

But I’m out there having fun

Nice girls never fart

The ‘pfffft’ or they refrain

And a nice girl always leaves the room

To let fluffy off the chain

I’m rather fart and let ‘er rip

And share it with me mates

And if I’ve got a G-string on

‘brrrrrr’ – how’s that heh?

I may not be a nice girl

But I’m out there having fun

Nice girls wear twin set tops

And sensible comfy shoes

Not mini skirts and fishnet stockings

And follow-me fuck-me boots

Nice girls stay pure and sweet

Until their wedding night

I’d rather try before I buy

So form a queue off to me right

Nice girls act lady like

And watch their P’s & Q’s

Nice girls think of others first

In everything they do

Nice girls do proper stuff

And obey their Dad and Mum

I may not be a nice girl

But I’m out there having fun

And it that’s the stuff that nice girls do

SHOVE IT UP YA BUM!

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