NICE GIRLS
By JENNY TALIA & KEVIN BLOODY WILSON
BOTH BARRELS MUSIC
I went to a convent school
Of the blessed virgin nuns
Where they tried to do their very best
To teach me right from wrong
What nice girls should and shouldn’t do
And how a lady should behave
Those poor nuns would shit ‘emselves
If they saw me today
(they taught me)
Nice girls act lady like
And watch their P’s & Q’s
Nice girls think of others first
In everything they do
Nice girls do proper stuff
And obey their Dad and Mum
I may not be a nice girl
But at least I’m having fun
When nice girls get temptef
They pray to God for help
But lead me not into temptation
I can find it by myself
Nice girls go to church
And say their prayers at night
But when I’m on my knees at bedtime
It’s more like, “Jesus Christ
“
I may not be a nice girl
But I’m out there having fun
Nice girls never fart
The ‘pfffft’ or they refrain
And a nice girl always leaves the room
To let fluffy off the chain
I’m rather fart and let ‘er rip
And share it with me mates
And if I’ve got a G-string on
‘brrrrrr’ – how’s that heh?
I may not be a nice girl
But I’m out there having fun
Nice girls wear twin set tops
And sensible comfy shoes
Not mini skirts and fishnet stockings
And follow-me fuck-me boots
Nice girls stay pure and sweet
Until their wedding night
I’d rather try before I buy
So form a queue off to me right
Nice girls act lady like
And watch their P’s & Q’s
Nice girls think of others first
In everything they do
Nice girls do proper stuff
And obey their Dad and Mum
I may not be a nice girl
But I’m out there having fun
And it that’s the stuff that nice girls do
SHOVE IT UP YA BUM!
