10 THINGS


By JENNY TALIA & KEVIN BLOODY WILSON
BOTH BARRELS MUSIC

I got a list, I got to give

Any intended spouse

He’s got to read and then agree

Before he takes me out

10 things I’ve written down

10 things he needs to know

10 things I’ll never say

Before or after our wedding day

10 things you’ll never hear me say

Number 10

Don’t worry about our anniversary – you just go play golf

Number 9

Stand back when you piss, if you miss doesn’t matter

I’ll wipe it all off

Number 8

What’s that you didn’t get the raise?

Of course I’ll sleep with your boss

10 things you’ll never hear me say

Number 7

Threesome, why didn’t I think of that? I’ll just phone a friend

Number 6

I love your breath when you’re hungover – ooh tongue kiss me again

Number 5

I’m bored – let’s shave my mutt and see how that looks then

10 things you’ll never hear me say

10 Things I’ve written down

10 things he needs to know

10 things I’ll never say

Before or after our wedding day

10 things you’ll never hear me say

Number 4

I love it when you fart like that – I think you touched cotton – genius!

Number 3

Lets make a home video so all your friends can see us

Number 2

This diamond’s way too big, just like your penis

10 things, you’ll never hear me say

So that leaves one more thing – I’ll never say

I’ve saved this one for last – you’ll never get your way

You can plead, you can grovel, you can cry you can beg

Number 1

I know it’s really tight back there but just spit on it and try again

That’s one thing you’ll never hear me say – no way

Yeah, there’s the 10 things you’ll never hear me say – ok?

Year there’s the 10 things you’ll never hear me say

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