THE BASTARD SONG

THE BASTARD SONG

By JENNY TALIA

BOTH BARRELS MUSIC

You hurt me when I found out

What you’d been up to

Sellin’ pictures, on the internet

Of me in the nude

Now you say it’s all over

While you piss yourself laughin’

It may be over for you

But for me it’s just started

My mission in life is to make yours hell…Bastard

There’s just some things you shouldn’t do to a girl…Bastard

And a thing about me you didn’t reckon on

I go from zero to bitch in point eight seconds

‘N you’re about to get a little bit of gravel in your face…

Bastard

Now where should I start, I’ll start with your car…Bastard

You loved that care more than me by far…Bastard

Fill the tank fulla sugar, drain in the oil tank dry

Scratch bastard on the bonnet ‘n slash the tyres

Wankers like you shouldn’t be allowed to drive ….Bastard

And what about all your red neck mates…Bastards

A bunch of chronic masturbators…Bastards

Burpin’, fartin’, drinkin’ beer all day

Wonder what they’re gonna have to say?

When I call ’em all up and tell ‘em you’re gay…Bastard

CHORUS

Now lets talk about penile size…Bastard

Didn’t even touch the sides…Bastard

Told my friends you gotta sit down to pee

Seen bigger peckers on a dead mosquito

And you masturbate with a pair of tweezers…Bastard

So back to me pictures on the internet…Bastard

You’re about as low as a bastard gets…Bastard

Off all those sperm fightin’for life

How come you were the one that survived?

I reckon ya Mum should’ve swallowed that night…Bastard

My mission in life is to make yours hell…Bastard

There’s just some things you shouldn’t do to a girl…Bastard

And sweet revenge is best served cold so always be lookin’

Over your shoulder

Some women get nasty as they get a little older…Bastard

My mission in life is to make yours hell…Bastard

There’s just some things you shouldn’t do to a girl…Bastard

Hell have no fury like a woman driven

So I ain’t forgettin’ and I ain’t forgiven

You must’ve forgot I write songs for a livin’…Bastard

….Bastard