TRASHVILLE WANKER SONG

By KEVIN BLOODY WILSON
BOTH BARRELS MUSIC

I’d like to thank all the wankers I’ve met

Who got me to singin’ in Nashville

If I hadn’t met ‘em all when I did

I’d still be singin’ in trashville

Now I’m livin’ on easy street

Singin’ songs about them arseholes

So I’d like to thank all the wankers I met

Who got me to singin’ in Naaaashville

First love, first kiss and my first broken heart

First time I got to figurin’ out

All men are bastards

And every time one came and went

I’d write another bitchy poem

So in a convoluted sort of way

It was them wankers that got me goin’

I’d like to thank all the wankers I’ve met

Who got me to singin’ in Nashville

If I hadn’t met ‘em all when I did

I’d still be singin’ in trashville

Now I’m livin’ on easy street

Singin’ songs about them arseholes

So I’d like to thank all the wankers I met

Who got me to singin’ in Nashville

Learned guitar and then my every broken heart

Became a broken hearted song, confirming

All men are bastards

So to those dickheads who begged and begged

For me to go all the way

You wish is granted wanker

‘Cause just look at me here today…I’ve made it

I’d like to thank all the wankers I’ve met

Who got me to singin’ in Nashville

If I hadn’t met ‘em all when I did

I’d still be singin’ in trashville

Now I’m livin’ on easy street

Singin’ songs about them arseholes

So I’d like to thank all the wankers I met

Who got me to singin’ in Naaaashville

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